Jess ≅

☀︎︎ 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐮𝐧 ☀︎︎

[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

“Why are they so quick to point out it’s a white male?!”

Probably because you fucking lunatics would start getting drunk, rioting, committing arson and pushing all sorts of deranged misinformation if they didn’t.

[Jess ≅ @donnyloner]

@analogynous it’s fine she’s already told me she’s gonna have a menty b when harry plays sott so we’re even

[Jess ≅ @donnyloner]

@analogynous if he touches matilda or medicine im gonna have to punch lucie when it comes on

[kat @yslnadi]

youngsters don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[PaulBettany22 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @QuantK22]

Nothing quite screams patriotic like traveling to a part of the country you aren’t from, destroying the local area and causing grief for the people that live there. Proper England 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Harper @harperwyntr]

Henry Nowak's dad outside court yesterday said: "We do not want Henry's murder to be used to create further hatred, division or tension"
Today this is what’s happening, these lot do not give a fuck about Henry or his family. It’s never about the victim, they just want to riot.

[Peachy 🏳️‍⚧️🗽🚩🚬🍉 @Peachy_As_Hell]

Sorry but he doesn't even crack the worst 3 of the last 5 years, let alone all of history

[rebecca 🎭 @stageyrebecca]

wont someone think of the american tourists 💔

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠
You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?
You can pre-order now exclusively at https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

[✨michela✨ @rwylmichela]

my body doesn’t know the different between a bear attack and a countdown on taylor’s website

[anette @criminalblinds]

I love this shit I can't lie. Me and my zodiac killer fave against the world

[nessa @fcburkhart]

mind u she’s better looking than him

[eva 🌿💗 @phhsluverry]

mind you i was watching hslot lives (almost) every night from 2021 to 2023, you guys didn't invent livestreaming concerts

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

when i became a taylor swift fan nearly 2 decades ago i didn't know i was entering a life long relationship with the zodiac killer

[. @nicoonamii]

normal artists: hey! me and this movie collaborated on a song and i can’t wait for you to hear it!

jigsaw in a blonde wig

[ariana ♫❤️‍🔥 @tscrazier]

normal people have their faves show up on jimmy fallon and call it day but we get the zodiac killer

[Jess ≅ @donnyloner]

@analogynous sounds about right

[anna. .. @cuddles4z]

why r artists doing 4 o2 dates instead of one at wembly

[Ashley ❤️‍🔥 @ashley_8123]

are we pretending that TS is not also the initials for Toy Story

[Jess ≅ @donnyloner]

@analogynous i had pug lottery and pregnant so now i’m scared