Do Not Disrupt

I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

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Corporate jargon, business speak, tech bullshit bingo, shit recruiters say, startup disruption nonsense

Simple, beautiful, sign up for free

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Love this guy relating the global #coronavirus pandemic back to how many LinkedIn followers he has

#bestoflinkedin

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some excerpts

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Also........... i have like 200+ entries “thesaurus” of words & expressions which are very Disrupt Speak, along with some short essays on Why This Is Wrong

Would anyone be interested in seeing it?

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but will we keep laughing at corporations and middle managers for speaking the way they do?

Or should we try to educate them and explain why this corp speak is wrong and inhuman and a huge turn off?

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touch my base, nurture me, i’ll be waiting

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hello fellow disrupters! what have you disrupted today?

[eugene, season 2 (work in progress) @eugenekudashev]

a high-performing world-class digital thought leader walks into a bar

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Technology platforms are evolving rapidly, routinely disrupting entire markets overnight.

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they see me influencin’

they hatin’

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why are you being so mean

I’m a top-performing global digital leader of rapid analogue transformation https://t.co/66g8daIaF2

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You "used your community to grow over ONE THOUSAND companies in 2017"?!

So every single day, seven days a week, you grew 3 different companies?

Shove them up your ass #bestoflinkedin

h/t:@WhatTheHellTina

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- So tell me: what do you do, Jim?
- I’m a results‐oriented Talent Acquisition Leader excelling in proactive innovative sourcing techniques!

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John is like totally crushing it. What a legend!!! #inspiring #leadership

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#customers

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a catalyst for innovation and transformation for over two decades

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we’re a small team of highly driven obsessive-compulsive dreamers

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hi there https://t.co/eKYVdAkS1b

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— Hi, I'm Brandon! I'm an amazing candidate in the global talent acquisition pipeline

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a global provider of brand experiences

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Do you feel confident in your business’s digital presence?

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