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I pooped poopy in my little pants

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Anyone thinking about pocket pussies? DM me if you are looking for a safe space to collaborate! #plasticpussytalk

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Day 2783: I let the fan hit my face today

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Arby’s roast beef 💧💦💦

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Captain Ds has THE BEST seafood

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@PrinceBarfa is my inspiration

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Day 84 of quarantine:

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I like my own tweets just in case

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My dog is taking social distancing way too seriously

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Wait a second.... I don’t have a cat

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Me thinking I’m on a clear route to the bathroom at 3am before I trip over my cat, slip on a bag of chips and break my face on the side table

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Look for me in ur DMs

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I like soccer and pant suits

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FINALLY the rap we’ve all been waiting for #shaqbackrapattack #nicknackpattywack #nickelbacksnackwraps #mcribrackinmynapsack

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Sending it to the lab to be biopsied now. Doctors are doing their best to handle the situation and promise to provide live updates as we uncover this medical mystery. #prayforjupiter

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Finally something I can get behind #STOPtheENGLISHlanguage2020 #trendingnow #tellyourmom #tellyourfriends #thisneedstostop #retweetIMMEDIATELY #SERIOUSLYGUYS

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Me trying to hit quota at 4:59pm EST on the last day of the month

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What’s happening!??? https://t.co/gTfXGFZl9I

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Caroline just asked me if bunnies lay eggs.....

....I said yes

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Almost pooped my pants today.... ran to Safeway, cheeks clenched.. both stalls occupied. Ran into CvS raising awareness of my emergency- nice lady escorted me to the employee bathroom. Thank u nice lady. I made it just in the nick of time!

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