donrose

Writer, Editor, Blogger, Book Author, TV Scriptwriter, Technical Writer, Copywriter. Specialty: Writing about Science/Computers/Web/Tech with clarity and humor.

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BREAKING NEWS: Trump Finally Gets Bipartisan Support for New Revised Travel Ban that Just Bans the Band Foreigner

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RIP YOGI BERRA: He may have died last night, but his wonderful quotes will live on forever. If not longer. (Hey, I just wrote a #Yogiism!)

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CBS NEWS: In a move designed to end confusion for talkshow viewers, new Late Show host Stephen Colbert has changed his name to Jimmy Colbert

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RX NEWS: Years after the arrival of Viagra, a drug has been approved to boost female sex drives. It will be sold under the name Ryangosling.

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AVIAN NEWS: Bird experts report an epidemic in the US duck population wherein female ducks are seen making ridiculous looking "human faces."

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FUN FACT: 4.5 HOURS = how long it takes images from Pluto to reach Earth at lightspeed. Also how long @WilliamShatner pauses between words.

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SPACE NEWS: @NewHorizons2015 flew by Pluto today. Its most amazing discovery so far: once you pass Pluto, rents finally start to dip a bit.

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GROCERY NEWS: Whole Foods apologizes for incorrect pricing -- but says that, on the plus side, they now plan to enter the used car business.

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A DEAD POINT OF VIEW: ....Today's Top Story..... Four Old Guys Reunited This Week....... and Voted Against Same Sex Marriage. They Lost 5-4.

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WORLD NEWS: Taylor Swift posts "War Bad, Stop War Now" on her Tumblr page; nations respond by ending all conflicts. Putin tweets "Sorry TS!"

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Robin, you Seized the Day, touching so many on this plane of existence. May your next adventure be just as wondrous. http://t.co/r0nLU5kkyf

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So it is written... so it shall be done before 5.

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For the Valley, according to Scripture (a great script printing place on Ventura Boulevard), doth get hotter than the Valley of Death.

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For God, who pitied the fools, told Moses to take his mighty staff and fire them, hire all new writers, and refuse to drive to the Valley.

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Moses made a mental note that the skankiness in LA was God awful. And Lo, though He was pissed, God did not smite the Hollywood Babylonians.

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And Moses saw the multitudes of dudes and dudettes on Hollywood Boulevard, worshiping a Golden American Idol, wearing skimpy clothes & Crocs

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WE JOIN "THE TEN COMMANDOS," ALREADY IN PROGRESS: Verily I say unto u, after receiving the Law, Moses came down from the top of Cedar Sinai.

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@docstoc Just checking to see if u set up my free Premium account (see earlier tweets, it was a promotion offer). Thanks. [email protected]

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BREAKING NEWS: After gun control defeat President Obama changes tactics, offers new bill mandating tougher background checks on US Senators.