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Aspiring ceo. Already a boss so shouldnt be too hard

[MVP @donsabs]

@EconHaines should have hedged before hand #rookie error

[Paul Oswell @Shandypockets]

So amazing that power has shifted so dramatically from the guy 3rd from the left to the guy 4th form the right.

[MVP @donsabs]

@GreasyyChoirboy How many cars have you got through? Have insurance firms started offering u a 1 claim discount due to its inevitability

[Dré Guevara 🥋 @BigDrecoWMW]

The Khaled Effect

[MVP @donsabs]

@KDes96 I can see the headlines now. "Prestigious grammar school and Chelsea fc enter compensation row over teacher contract"

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

😂😂😂😂

[MVP @donsabs]

When you stare at a photo on Facebook for 10 minutes and you still can't figure out who you know from the photo

[MVP @donsabs]

Some btec super Sunday today

[MVP @donsabs]

Greeno will be preparing his Chelsea manager job application as we speak

[MVP @donsabs]

Them times when you aint got no data and John just isn't allowing it :(

[MVP @donsabs]

It's a Catalina or a navy blue now . I cant quite place it

[MVP @donsabs]

Some peoples sweat patches on this train 😷😷 light blue shirts looking more dark blue

[MVP @donsabs]

@alwayslincon 🙋🙋🙋

[MVP @donsabs]

Might be worth getting a motorbike just to skip motorway traffic 🚗🚗🐌🐌

[MVP @donsabs]

@RoryMarcham fans were crying out for da recently available foreign tactical mastermind most renowned for his "carousel" football philosophy

[MVP @donsabs]

@aamun007 @That_Guy_Dylan @Callum_Roche_96 @ManLikeRaj_ @ManLikeVir @Tomiwawa gifted to you by the tactical ineptitude of @RoryMarcham

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Farage now has some difficult decisions to make. I'm A Celebrity or Big Brother?

[MVP @donsabs]

"@nowfootball: Our thoughts go out to this Granada defender trying to stop Gareth Bale from scoring.
https://t.co/4SLksn9CoN" 😂😂