Ajayi Joshua

Your brother, friend,accountant and crypto trader

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[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Before Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal never had to compete in a friendly tournament called “The Nations League.” Any submission that doesn’t put this in context is intended to mislead.

If you are going to shit on a country because of one player, at least do it with fairness. Portugal without Cristiano could never have won 2 of the trophies, because they never existed.

There remains two major tournaments for the Portuguese team, then and now, the European Cup and the World Cup. Anything else is statistics for its sake.

Not to mention Portugal without Cristiano had a World Cup medal.

[Ajayi Joshua @donseyi]

Thank you Spain, we can rest now, Ronaldo out of the world cup, doesn't deserve winning one.

[Blessing Oluwafikayo Adisa @Fikkmaths]

It's day 4 and I'm grateful for how everyone want me to progress.

Below is my
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[Blessing Oluwafikayo Adisa @Fikkmaths]

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Thank you all for the show of love
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[Ajayi Joshua @donseyi]

The World Cup will always be the pinnacle of the great game of football. #Messi

[Ajayi Joshua @donseyi]

So proud of Cape Verde, Super Eagles should learn.
#TeamMessi

[Oyo Matters @Oyo_Matters]

“Please, we are begging . This is our 13th day in the den with both the children and us, under the rain and scorching sun. Please do not fight these terrorists, Gov Seyi Makinde , negotiate with them and give them whatever they demand.” — Kidnapped principal and teachers in new video released by terrorists.

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Our banks must learn that customer’s funds are their life savings and must be treated with utmost carefulness. Banker customer relationship is not just a relationship of trust but also a matter of life and death.

Our team just secured a favourable judgement against a Nigerian bank for unlawfully freezing a customer’s account on a purported court order, even after the court order had lapsed or expired. They insisted that their internal policy is that unless the order is set aside by the court that granted the order, they can’t unfreeze the account.

Lo and behold, the Court declared their so called policy unlawful and unconstitutional; directed the bank to unfreeze the account and awarded 5million naira damages in favour of our client.

More banks will suffer the same faith as long as they continue in this path of wicked and inhuman internal policies.

[Bolaji Olatinwo @olasb24]

How ₦1,450,000 of my hard-earned money disappeared from my Kuda account @joinkuda @kudahelp_ng and nobody is helping.

I am a recent graduate of the University of Ibadan.
An AgroPreneur.
Recognized as one of the most outstanding student AgroPreneurs in 2024 by NAAS South-West.

I built my businesses legitimately; selling men’s fashion items, sneakers, and supplying day-old chicks across Nigeria.

I don’t smoke.
I don’t drink.
I don’t do fraud.

I hustle. Legitimately.

On April 13, 2025, I received an email from Kuda Bank stating that a lien had been placed on my account due to a “fraudulent inflow.”

Fraudulent?

I was shocked.

The money in question ₦2,450,000 came from a transaction on Bybit (a crypto trading platform where I had saved and sold assets) but met #1,450,000 in my Kuda @kudahelp_ng @joinkuda

The buyers paid me.
I had receipts.
I had transaction evidence.
I released my assets only after confirming payment.

Yet my account was frozen.

When I contacted Kuda @joinkuda , I was told there was a court order linked to something called “Pyramid Bank” , a name I have NEVER heard of in my life.

It’s Nigeria, you people will say snake swallows money! How did money get from the bank in the first place?!

The payments I received were from Moniepoint accounts. I was only a second beneficiary.

Still, my money was locked.

I was told to get a lawyer.

The first lawyer asked for a percentage of the ₦1.45M immediately, money I did not even have access to.

At that time, I had just resumed my final year in school.
I had already lost my father after secondary school.
I lost my mother in 300 level.

I had no parents to run to.
Only myself and my brothers.

So I focused on graduating.

Then one day, during my semester exams, I checked my account.

The ₦1,450,000 was gone.

Not on hold.
Not pending.
Gone.

No transaction history.
No reversal trail.

Just gone.

I contacted Kuda again.@kudahelp_ng @kudabusiness
They said receipts were not enough.
They said I should get a court order.

How does a victim get a court order to recover his own legitimate earnings?

Another lawyer later told me quietly:

“Forget the money. Many people are in court already. No progress.”

So this is Nigeria?

Where criminals walk free…
But innocent youths lose their hard-earned money?

Where a young entrepreneur can trade legitimately, provide evidence, and still be punished?

I reported to the Central Bank of Nigeria on October 5, 2025.

No response.

I have:
– All receipts
– All emails
– The alleged court order copy
– Evidence of Bybit transaction
– Payment confirmations

I am not asking for sympathy.

I am asking for justice.

₦1,450,000 is not small money.
It represents sweat.
Late nights.
Legitimate hustle.

Nigeria should protect its honest youths ,not exhaust them.

I am calling on:
Kuda Bank @kudahelp_ng @kudabusiness @joinkuda
Central Bank of Nigeria @cenbank
Federal Competition and Consumer Protection Commission @fccpcnigeria
@SaharaReporters @PremiumTimesng

Please investigate this.

Return my money.

Let Nigeria be a country where the innocent do not suffer for crimes they did not commit.

If you believe in fairness, please retweet, please retweet, please retweet 🙏🙏🙏

[SEUN Durojaiye 🇳🇬 @DurojaiyeSegun]

I got my first car, a Toyota Matrix, at 21 years old around 2014. Then my mum crawled to my bed and woke me up in the middle of the night, saying this wasn’t the right community to own a car, that I was exposing myself to danger.

She advised that I relocate to a better environment.

Sometimes your biggest flex needs the right environment to stay safe.

[kayode okunola @TaxDoctorNG]

I hear @NigeriaRevenue have reverted the application of new late return penalty on prior years.

Goodnews, whoever made that great error should be careful nextime.

We are here to support the implementation strictly to the letters of the law.

Please let's reverse these charges in taxpayers accounts.

Those who already paid, give them credits for it.

Let's start clean, let's build the trust!

Don't give people like @ChibuikeAmaechi chance to rubbish a good policy.

@taiwoyedele @charlesbanky @cabeecroft23 @TemidayoOlawole @bulu_kay @woye1 @mrlurvy

[kayode okunola @TaxDoctorNG]

Dear @NigeriaRevenue how is your taxpromax team implementing the new late return penalty rate and backdating it?

Which of the sections of the tax laws gives you this power to backdate penalties?

Was the rate adjustment not tested before sign-off?

The scary thing is about the communication of some of your desk officers.

A taxpayer complained to me that he was asked to make the payment and write to Executive Chairman's office for waiver.

Taxpayers should never be subjected to this apprehension. They have rights!

Another taxpayer is about to lose the contract he has been chasing. His estimated taxes is around 3m. Just has he rallied to raise that, this error/bug has ballooned his taxes to 10m.

I have called it a bug because i do not believe, Dr Zacchs and his team will deliberately implement the rates retrospectively but the concern is, why leave it on. It's been over 96 hours i have been made aware of it.

An efficient tax system is built on trust. The Service must keep her own end of the bargain.

@woye1 @mrlurvy @AderonkeW

[Ajayi Joshua @donseyi]

@TaxDoctorNG @NigeriaRevenue Very wrong

[Oloye Akin Alabi @akinalabi]

The sharing formula of the cinema industry is not the problem. The cinemas deserve that cut. What we need is more cinemas, especially community ones. The total sales need to increase. If you do 20b and your cut is about 9b for a movie you made with 1b, everyone will be smiling. We need to increase the size of the pie and not fight over the little pie.

[Duru Bond @Bond_not_james]

I'm sure deep down, this guy regrets taking up this job.

He was already well established in corporate. Now he has to deal cunning politicians and a mostly illiterate populace.

Wish him strength.

[Ajayi Joshua @donseyi]

@cpulabs Bybit still one of the best out there.

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

This video saved the lives of the kidnapped worshippers.

If this act of terror were not captured in HD for the whole world to see, it would not have sparked the type of international pressure it did.

Major TV stations in the U.S., for instance, played this video on air.

It’s sickening to note that the Nigerian government simply doesn’t care.

Without U.S. pressure, these poor folks would have been left on their own.

[Nojeem ‘Nudge’ Yusuf @NudgeTM]

Suppose you bought land for N10m in 2015 and sell it for N60m in 2026; that’s a 500% nominal gain.

But N10m in 2015 will be worth at least N50m in 2026 after inflation, so your real gain is not more than N10m.

The taxman doesn’t care about inflation. Under the new law, up to 25% capital gains tax (CGT) will apply to the N50m nominal gain.

That’s N12.5m tax on a N10m real gain, which is an effective rate of 125%. Of that 125%, 100% is inflation tax and only 25% is real CGT.

Currently, CGT is 10%, which I think is a subtle way of granting inflation relief. But that’s gone from 2026.

If I could change one thing in the new CGT rules, it would be to grant an indexation allowance, so no one has to pay tax on inflation. That’s the fair thing to do if we’re serious about encouraging long-term investment.

With indexation, the N10m cost would be adjusted for inflation to N50m. You’d only be taxed on the N10m real gain.

P.S. This is easier shown in a short video; if you can make one, please do. The more people understand this, the better.

[Ajayi Joshua @donseyi]

@moniepointng @Eniolorunda why is my account blocked for no valid reason. @cenbank @fccpcnigeria

[Hon. Adetayo Ismail @honor4real]

@moniepointng You people are not sincere with your customers. I complained about my money in your custody for the past 3 days and you are yet to release it.