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@the_transit_guy Al's Diner is excellent. Had many happy days there.

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@asianmomriot @AdrianEdmondson I was thinking more along the lines of Wallace and Gromit.

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@Number10cat TBH, I thought the Bee Gees did quite well.

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@Kryfold_Sky @AdrianEdmondson Careful what you ask for. You know how some fans will insist on playing the kazoo...

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@_userrras Ils ont fait mieux

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@dwdz_6 N'oubliez pas d'emporter un gilet de sauvetage.

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@Olisipo1 Vous comprenez maintenant que le score est de 1-1

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@PhilipProudfoot Maybe try to stop vomiting on the train? That'll do wonders for your spirits.

Although returning to UK, from somewhere more sunny, is always grim. I remember landing in Manchester at midday, returning from Nice, and it looked like dusk. That'll always bring you down.

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@DrFrancisYoung @tc1415 To be fair, they've been so underfunded, some parts of the NHS aren't technologically advanced enough to notice.

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@fesshole You no longer have the stomach for it?

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@DrFrancisYoung Despite tedious rumours of inbreeding, Ipswich continues to have the standard two "I"s.

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@reginalddhunter @RaminNasibov They'll have to monetise it, so they'll tell, in big font adverts, promising great rewards.

Then they'll hook it up to AI and the next passenger will arrive somewhere unexpected.

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@BladeoftheS Puppies.

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@DrFrancisYoung The "body doubles" were actually android automatons, consecrated with embedded relics of saints, baptised in holy water and carrying a sacrament in a chest cavity. As such, they were considered true instruments of the church and divine channels of the Pope's will. Obvs.

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@Frances_Coppola @ritagayworths I intentionally mispronounce it as PAR-star because John Torode got into my head.

Anyone know a good brainwashing service? Mine needs a clean out.

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@flavell5 @TabbyParent @JasonReidx

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@MelekTawuse @the_book_land Big fang, huh?

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@Harvey741 @SoVeryBritish I'd ask you to stop going on about it but I think I'd be falling into a trap.

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@Number10cat @RobKenyonReform He'll be going after all the pubs, carpet warehouses and people's homes too, I assume?

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@CrimeLdn @LucyGoBag Was there yesterday to visit the very disappointing Feria de España on Brick Lane. Tubes were quiet. Slightly cooler than outside, too, because of the moving air.