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I feel god in this chili’s tonight

[❤️‍🔥🧡❤️‍🔥 @dontatme___]

When I'm having a bad day I like to remember that my ex is probably still trying to be a rapper

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

the autistic experience of involuntary leadership because everyone is bad at their job

[𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓿𝓲𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 ⚔️ @Erik_Quill]

I need this shirt

[❤️‍🔥🧡❤️‍🔥 @dontatme___]

@itiswhatitam @juniorju13s WOAH this is the first time I’ve seen this very original joke. Have we contacted HBO for your standup special?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I think women should decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body since he decided what to do with theirs.

[❤️‍🔥🧡❤️‍🔥 @dontatme___]

@mattvanswol Maybe the pole just snapped in half actually no one did this

[kristy⸆⸉🦦❤️‍🔥 @taysservant]

Waiting for T&T wedding pictures like

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Pittsburgh we laugh we cried I became a furry I love this city so much

[A☁️✨🩷💜💙✨☁️ @swiftpals]

You’ve seen shots of the lightening, you’ve seen shots of the rainbow.. but have you seen shots of the lightening AND the rainbow?!

[Daniela✨SAW TAYLOR (taylor’s version) @daylightxswift]

so happy that I was here to witness their love story from the dating rumors all the way to their wedding

[rosie ☁️ @tayvseal]

parasocial isn’t a strong enough word for what I’m feeling rn like that girl fr raised me through every milestone, first loves, heartbreaks, grief, joy, and every emotion under the sun so idrgaf about being corny or cringe cause that’s my big sister getting married today

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Pittsburgh: if you are caught between attending the worlds largest furry convention or my show tonight then please know you are welcome to combine the two

[❤️‍🔥🧡❤️‍🔥 @dontatme___]

@_NoahHiles So all of our dads are like this

[❤️‍🔥🧡❤️‍🔥 @dontatme___]

@onewaysnoopy I didn’t have an amazing place in line but I did learn from the Eras tour that even if you get into the map and it says the seats are sold out, it ain’t over til it’s over. Keep changing the ticket quantity and max price to refresh the map. Peoples carts time out & you can snag

[gant @gantisdant]

zohran doing everything in a suit is such a great bit. he’s like the mayor in portlandia

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[❤️‍🔥🧡❤️‍🔥 @dontatme___]

Knowing someone going to our royal wedding is at the airport rn…. I’m giddy