Richard Richardson

The key to success in this life; don't be a dick

[Richard Richardson @dontbeadick77]

Best things in life are free. This also applies to a #VPN @windscribecom https://t.co/asTmkqyLB9

[Richard Richardson @dontbeadick77]

Is it wrong I can eat a small #frosty in 3 spoonfulls? @Wendys #portioncontrol #getinmybelly

[Richard Richardson @dontbeadick77]

Whoever says that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels has never eaten at the places I have #ilovebeer #getoveryourself #haveasandwich

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

#ParisClimateDeal Where was all this 'pulling out' when Don, Jr and Eric were being conceived?

[Richard Richardson @dontbeadick77]

I'd still take #frankunderwood for #POTUS over @realDonaldTrump. Still can't believe he's #theleaderofthefreeworld #houseofcards

[Richard Richardson @dontbeadick77]

You're either in or you're in the way. #bepartofthesolution #dontbeadick #dontbethatguy

[Richard Richardson @dontbeadick77]

I introduce my wife as 'my 1st wife'. It's true. No intention of having a 2nd but all of a sudden I'm an asshole #marriage #love #mantruth

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Guy 1: These #national whatever days are annoying.
Guy 2: Today is #NationalBurgerDay Day.
Guy 1: Brilliant!

[Penny @bignbusty82]

You know what's pretentious and annoying? Wine corks when you're half loaded #twisttopsforthewin

[Richard Richardson @dontbeadick77]

If @realDonaldTrump was not a white male would we not already be knee deep in impeachment? #impeachtrump #enoughoftrump