ingrid

never heard of you

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

It was really liberating for me to realize that you don’t have to be a cool person to have cool tattoos, they just let anyone get them

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

I heard that the David protein bar guy is in the Epstein files

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

I’m so mad that serena williams is on ozembic

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

saying "skill issue" to someone who just trusted me with their deepest source of shame

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

Legalize cocaine so that the line to the bathroom is shorter

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

Something I will literally never get tired of is learning that a relationship which was heavily publicized on Instagram was actually very miserable and unpleasant for both parties

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

I think the emo copypasta guy has been unfairly maligned

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

Susie from Curb kinda fine to me

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

pissed off about their stupid tour bus that ran on cooking oil

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

pissed off about how much I like mewithoutYou

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

pissed off about interviews where they won’t call themselves emo even though they sound just like Native Nod

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

Gonna ask the guy on the train w a Bluetooth speaker if I can add something to the queue

[morgvanny @morgvanny]

[doing something normal] i fuckin live for this man

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

The play should end when Ophelia dies

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

@mojito_foot What happens if they’re smoking k2

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

sometimes you’re nice to a guy and then he starts sending you paragraph long texts about how his cousin committed suicide two years ago

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

kinda embarasssd by how much I like that one Dead Kennedys song

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

If you’re at the beach rn, fuck you, get a job

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

when I see a girl who got her tramp stamp like 2 inches too high up I get sooo embarrassed for her

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

I have NEVER made a quesadilla without burning it and I’m not about to start today

[ingrid @DontBend_Ascend]

I am a hero for not Facetuning myrecent Instagram post to make myself look skinnier even though I really wanted to and I deserve praise for it