the Logan

formerly known as - yogurt

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

how are there people who can choose not to shit in public bathrooms??? i feel like i don’t have much say in when i need to shit, all i know is it has to happen

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

watching college volleyball in the dive bar with an alarm on is hilarious to me and only me

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

@katyymoran happy for u because posts like this never get the 🫶 they deserve

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

just in case you were wondering….
yes i will remember your name and you not tipping the waitstaff on our grand opening day.

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

just caught the mailman smokin a fatty out of the mail truck. he looked at me, i looked at him, i kept walking, he kept driving. you a real one

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

i think i just have a very low tolerance for douchebags. that’s gotta be it, right?

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

find my iphone? more like find my ifiancé

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

lady on the line at my new job told me she “hopes i’m not just working for food” and im not sure why anyone would work a job like this for anything other than $$$?

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

remember inspiration? yeah, me neither

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

fuck october fourth

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

not me, home alone on a thursday night playing toontown. couldn’t be me

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

i’m a whore for wawa hoagiefest

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

he’s got a phantom butthole people

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

beans

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

finding the little surprises i left for myself when packing all my shit up 6mos ago is super fun.

the eighth of dried out skunk weed in a jar? the switch power adapter i thought got eaten by a dog? an iphone 4 case? an old piece of driftwood in a tea box? yes please. all of it.

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

emma

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

face id should not work when you’re drunk

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

truly can’t wait to not live here anymore

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

sometimes you just have to make yourself a bowl of guac to remind yourself you can, ya know?

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

x2 playing at the bar makes me nervous

[the Logan @dontcallmelogan]

am i townie trash or did my mom just recreationally use meth?