Matt

Sittin' back, havin' fun and crackin' wise.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

getting v. tired of living inside an interesting part of next century's history textbooks

[Matt @dontclickthis]

@samarchitects 🛡🦊🛡

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Matt @dontclickthis]

@NightBeds This is beautiful. Good to know you’re still around!

[Matt @dontclickthis]

@AnthonyGreen Love you!

[Spencer @13spencer]

Me: [reading my own tweets] I hope he’s ok

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

I don't care what causes my death as long as it leaves investigators baffled

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

My old tweets were fire

[Mariya Alexander @MariyaAlexander]

Praying is the original asking to speak to the manager

[George Pettit @GeorgePettit]

Fellas, speak up, stand behind the women in your life and support their right to choose.

[philly @50offDominos]

For Lent this year I’m giving up

[jungle julia 🍒 @3TRINZZZ]

when i walk outside n it ain’t summer yet

[Tom DeLonge @tomdelonge]

I have a yead ache.

[Matt @dontclickthis]

If I can’t express it through a meme then you better believe it’s getting repressed.