i am your mother

there is a direct correlation between how much you fuck around and how much you find out.

[cowboy carter’s butch body @davviion]

every time i watch a video of @thatonequeen im reminded why she’s my favorite drag queen

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

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[boss princess ⚯͛ @itsleviOsa934]

send me $20 if you think i’m pretty & my ass is fat

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

@Apple I need a small solar back up/supplemental power on my Apple Watch, if you can go ahead and take care of that 🫶🏻

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

Took me two years but my credit score is up 150 points since Jan 2022 🥹

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

My kids won’t stop fussing.
Dans got twangy ass country music on the radio.
We got 5.5 hours left of this drive.

This is purgatory. I must’ve died. 🥴

[𝑍𝑒𝑒 ᥫ᭡ @sighbrattt]

Nicki really got on the mic and said “Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

@ohheykassie But in your defense, just the wholesome kind that everyone loves. 🫶🏻

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

@ohheykassie Do all of it, that’s my vote

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

@ohheykassie If they did, we wouldn’t be so worried about it.

[WHIO-TV @whiotv]

Voters in Ohio have passed a measure that will commercialize, regulate, legalize, and tax the adult use of marijuana, CBS projects. https://t.co/vYZRp9tvX1 https://t.co/vYZRp9tvX1

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

If you vote no on issue 2 you’re a loser I said what I said

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

I get to thinking I’m finally seeing the sun again and then I slip right back into the darkness.

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

Kara has this look she gives me from time to time. She doesn’t say a word, but that “just cut the shit” look. It has saved me a thousand times. Having someone who knows me so deeply and is comfortable letting me know I need to get a grip… everyone needs that kind of person.

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

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[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

@ohheykassie Latoyja and I were damn near crying last night. I’m sick.

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

@QueenOfTheCstle I love you so much

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

minding my f¥€king business!!!!!!

[i am your mother @dontcomeformeok]

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@GoddessofSalads Tysm ily