Caitie Callahan

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. S’mores fall apart, and we still love them.

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

It's a bones day, happy Halloween 🎃

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

@SkyWelker I did it and it was so liberating. Do it.

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🥺

[Abbra Cadabra ☭ @allisonsabbath]

If Dog the Bounty Hunter finds Brian Laundrie, it’ll be the most American thing that’s happened since Tiger King

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

@SkyWelker My grandma ordered toys for Bleu the day we brought him home 🤣

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

@SkyWelker Ok but what book is it?

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

@SocksUnmaching No we aren't

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

@happileighxx Charles and I were trying to decide where to go for dinner tonight and I said, "what do you think about ransom?" He said, I've never thought about going there bc it looks fancy. If he only knew.....

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

@SkyWelker Ok but when I lived alone and that stuff happened it was because someone was breaking into my home.

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

@happileighxx YESS I love it!!!

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

@happileighxx Pics or it didn't happen

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

@happileighxx @MManderbach @breezysweazy I frequently tell that story

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

@SkyWelker Ope, same

[prance @bocxtop]

Gofundme (2012): just a cool lil website where ur friends can support your projects :)

Gofundme (2021): the backbone of the american healthcare system

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

@AssyJack You do what you want and you don't feel bad about it, ever.

[Caitie Callahan @dontcutcait]

Charles: I got a package today for us to try out but you have to be way drunker for us to use it
Me: WHAT IS IT??!
Him:portable breathalyzer