Boy oh boy, where do I even begin. OG Anunoby... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you lock up the other team's best player and make them question why they even stepped on the court. Your suffocating defense, those impossibly long arms, your smooth corner three, and your effortless finishes at the rim. And don't even get me started on your looks—you are absolutely majestic. That smile, that calm demeanor, that chiseled face... my glorious king.
I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you grow old. Every possession you're out there clamping superstars is another blessing. I would gladly sacrifice my own life if it meant seeing you smile after another steal or game-changing stop.
You have given me so much joy over the years. Every chasedown block, every corner three, every time an opposing star shoots 4-for-19 because they had the misfortune of meeting you on the perimeter. Defense isn't glamorous to everyone, but to me it's art, and you are Picasso.
And then... the Finals. When the moment mattered most, you flew in for that tip-in. Time stood still. I was crying, bawling even, as my glorious king soared through the air and gave us one of the biggest plays imaginable. I couldn't believe my eyes. That's when I knew there would never be another like you.
Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. And every single time you step onto the court, my heart skips a beat.
I love you, pookie bear. My handsome king. My defensive GOAT. My glorious OG Anunoby. ☺️❤️🫶
imagine if jas was telling a crying girl to her face that she shld have left instead. the way you guys excuse julia’s actions cos she looks a certain way is insane to me #loveislanduk