oluchi

Talking to me or you maybe//Nostalgic🥺//art lover//ManUtd❣️//Ronaldo💪//more..

[oluchi @donthateoluchi]

My Baby cousin 6, got me upset and I told her to leave me alone which she did at that point. Few minutes later I was in the kitchen sweating and she immediately came to me and started cleaning my face with her hands saying
"Someone that's cleaning your face like this after you will be scolding her"
I'm like girl, what?😂

[oluchi @donthateoluchi]

Babies gaslight too?😂
Wow!

[oluchi @donthateoluchi]

@Lifeof_AG01 What if I eat with caution kwanu?🫠

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

For some of you, food is your weakness.
You could be kidnapped with food.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

my first instinct when i am broke is isolation because wtf am I doing outside when I’m broke.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

My lil brother once told my mum to give him the money she would have spent on pads if he were a girl😭

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

celibate people have no business being in relationships with sexually active people.

sexually active people also have no business being in relationships with celibate people.

don’t marry a fat person and then spend your time trying to make them lose weight.

go for your kind.

[ajay @1meajay]

so all your mates wey dey enjoy now go suffer when una don old because them put hand for something in their 20s 😂

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

“I am a premium + user….”

Shey make we gather money buy biscuit for you abi watin?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

the funniest people i know don't even tell jokes, they just be talking😭😭😭

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

Those of you that set your WhatsApp messages to disappear after 24hrs, are you a FRAUDSTER?
Don’t you continue chats ?
Won’t you need to refer to it later?

At least 90days 🤷‍♀️ is fair.
What are you hiding?

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Are we not too young to be dealing with the kind of messy relationship stress we face today?

It’s crazy to think that there are so many people genuinely looking for love and a meaningful relationship, yet they keep ending up in the wrong ones. They get hurt over and over again to the point of complete exhaustion, but somehow, they still haven’t given up on finding the right person.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Dear restaurants,

Bring back the physical menus. Nobody wants to be scanning QR codes when they're hungry.

Regards: The whole world.

[Tiwa Savage ⚔️ @TiwaSavage]

Oya I don look your side 👀 Wetin Dey there 🤷🏽 😂😂😂

[oluchi @donthateoluchi]

Leave the cheat and the sheet🤏

[Aderinsola💕👑 @Niella085]

Some of you won’t stop treating acne and eczema until you break up with that cheating boyfriend. He’s bringing different women into the same bed, leaving the sheets and pillowcases drenched in sweat. Leave that cheat today!!!

[Aderinsola💕👑 @Niella085]

Some of you won’t stop treating acne and eczema until you break up with that cheating boyfriend. He’s bringing different women into the same bed, leaving the sheets and pillowcases drenched in sweat. Leave that cheat today!!!

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

If I no teach for two public secondary schools in Lagos, I for dey follow some of una dey lie to myself about the future of this country.

[Muna @Munalozy]

I'm forever a grateful guy who appreciates the little things because if it was really that easy to get, I would have it in surplus.

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

All of you calling me OLDER WOMAN are not okay o😂😂😂😂😂

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

This is my 9yr old nephew.
He was telling me on the phone to buy like their neighbor's new car whenever I'm coming to visit them. I said okay.

I asked the mum what kind of car, she said it's GLE. Eeehn your son rate me gan o😂.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

The way you kept your distance during my struggle is exactly how I will need it to when I make it.