ThatsWhy NoFriends

Please make friends. I don't want you to go on a shooting spree in a public place one day. I might be there.

[ThatsWhy NoFriends @donthavefriends]

You use words you don't know the meaning of to impress people who don't care. #thatswhyyoudonthavefriends #bereal #nofriends

[ThatsWhy NoFriends @donthavefriends]

You insult people you've never met on Twitter. http://t.co/VvFLfHQgxr #thatswhyyoudonthavefriends #MeanTweets #celebs #jimmykimmellive

[ThatsWhy NoFriends @donthavefriends]

You bombard people with game requests on FB. Every. Single. Day. #thatswhyyoudonthavefriends #pleasestop

[ThatsWhy NoFriends @donthavefriends]

If you think the waitress at Hooters really likes you...THAT'S why you DON'T have friends!

[ThatsWhy NoFriends @donthavefriends]

You call your pets fur-babies...THAT'S why you DON'T have friends!

[ThatsWhy NoFriends @donthavefriends]

If you don't have any friends; it isn't them. It's you.