bongwater

my name is Avis I have absolutely no idea what I am doing. wife of @aruberu. use any pronouns for me. pfp by @yusdreams

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

@ottertholdt Bertholdt burning/lighting up in the sky over Shiganshina and Armin glowing in paths,,,

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

Everyone make this about a Bert ship NOW

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

Youd hate to see his ass on Fortnite

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

AOT would’ve been a completely different story if Bert kept a gun on him who the fuck has that accuracy and percussion at like 9 like literally no one else was even CLOSE

[elliot @fartdeco_]

we’ll be back before you know it!

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

Yah

[yreva @uffyebanda]

is your pfp actually you?

[َََ @erereirei]

imagine
reiner braun crawling inside your ear, you tell him to stop but he is in there

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

@ottertholdt They literally cut every extra millisecond of Bert screen time it’s actually vile 😭😭😭

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up

[Frieren @frieren_babe]

“i really wanna befriend that moot!”

*likes all their tweets*
*likes all their tweets*
*likes all their tweets*
*likes all their tweets*
*likes all their tweets*

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

Sasha hits him twice and Reiner immediately apologizes to her but if I say Reisasha-

[gem @9eee111]

how do i alienate the alien even more. Bertholdt gets a mouthful of those homodont titan incisors #aot #bertholdthoover

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

I like to imagine if a shifter makes that mental connection they basically unlock that royalty power up

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

I still don’t understand the whole royal family thing in AOT since technically all subjects of Ymir would be royalty since she only had kids with king fritz

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

@floh0e We just do that sometimes

[KellyMyself @Qaxeekl]

#bertholdthoover

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

@r0siep0sies Only the best for Bert nation 🫡

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

This was probably the first time Bert and Reiner had coffee but tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if Marley had them smash and snort caffeine pills every day before training

[♡ @sajz3zo]

fat baby bert is canon

[bongwater @dontmind_e]

Guys I’m bored let’s jump off a bridge

[KellyMyself @Qaxeekl]

“It hurts… It hurts so bad” #bertholdthoover