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“I may be an arrogant piece of shit, but I’m a whimsical arrogant piece of shit.” -me

[sam @dontpanicllama]

I can’t wait for the inevitable movie they will make about this completely bonkers story, especially when they try to convince us that like Timothée Chalamet or CGI-reversed-aged Leo DiCaprio is actually a young Azorean Portuguese man from Fall River

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

A jury has convicted Fall River’s youngest mayor, Jasiel F. Correia II, of “old school” corruption involving extortion, fraud, and filing false tax returns. Correia, 29, was found guilty on 21 out of 24 counts he faced. https://t.co/0SgGR6Vvlw

[solas’ trophy wife @elfrootdealer]

if yall romance cullen i think this scene where ur inq passes out in the snow & then cullen is the first to shout and run to u…….. i think that is so juicy romance plot

[sam @dontpanicllama]

Fuck I just read spoilers so now I’m half mad at myself and half emotionally devastated

[sam @dontpanicllama]

Am I having a great time reading The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue? Of course.

Am I ready for the inevitable heartbreak and malaise to come once I finish this book? Of course not.

[sam @dontpanicllama]

Am I having a great time reading The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue? Of course.

Am I ready for the inevitable heartbreak and malaise to come once I finish this book? Of course not.

[Mass.gov Fake Tweets @MassGovt]

all this warm weather has made it difficult to show how quirky I am drinking iced coffee in the freezing cold

[sam @dontpanicllama]

@Rosephan THANK YOU. My work must be acknowledged on multiple platforms.

[sam @dontpanicllama]

I’m searching EVERY. DAMN. DAY.

[solas' chew toy @frillycake]

IT'S AUGUST

[sam @dontpanicllama]

Daylist really never fucking hesitates to tell me I’m a divorced dad

[sam @dontpanicllama]

I want all of you Halloween girlies who have been celebrating since July 5th to remember this energy when it hits November 1st and I morph into the most holly jolly motherfucker you’ve ever seen

[sam @dontpanicllama]

If you could be incredibly excited to announce the RELEASE DATE that would be amazing ❤️

[Dragon Age @dragonage]

We’re incredibly excited to announce our cast for #DragonAge: The Veilguard!

Rook: Alex Jordan, Bryony Corrigan, Erika Ishii, and Jeff Berg
Harding: Ali Hillis
Davrin: Ike Amadi
Bellara: Jee Young Han
Neve: Jessica Clark
Taash: Jin Maley
Emmrich: Nick Boraine
Manfred: Matthew Mercer
Lucanis: Zach Mendez
Solas: Gareth David-Lloyd
Varric: Brian Bloom

Read more about our cast in our blog: https://t.co/eCANguHr6M

[sam @dontpanicllama]

@drowfangs Alastair likes to mark where he’s been

[sam @dontpanicllama]

Okay am I really not gonna get a release date for Veilguard until SDCC??? I need a more definite answer than that!!!

[𝕬𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗🐈‍⬛ @Aetheriia_]

Never change Dorian 🫶🏻😭