Molls

My friends say ridiculous things. I write those things down in a book. I tweet them too.

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Kyle: Do you look at your finger sometimes? Heidi did that to me. "Oh this feels light"

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Me: haha thank you but I know how it works
Student: then just get a kid already!

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Student: I don't know how she did it but my mom had me at 18 so you can ask her how you get a kid and then you can just get one!

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Kelly: I don't care how old I sound but I tried on #clarks and it felt like I was walking on a G.D. cloud

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Liz: if you want to sing a duet join community theater

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.@Raybucho (singing): It's a space where we all live as competent human beings!

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Mom: who wants to go #paleo?! That's why we evolved!

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#auntshaun - she was put in the convent at 13 because
Joe: she was too small to work at the mill

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Male student: I'm a grown man!
Female student: everyone knows that you are NOT a grown man

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"Honestly, at this point anything can get it"

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#auntshaun: Let me tell you about France...

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#auntshaun: when someone tells you to run you run!
Mom: I didn't tell you to run!
#auntshaun: I don't need to be told

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#auntshaun: you can lose a person in a down comforter!

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"If this woman is younger than me I will spit nickels"
#auntshaun

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Mom: and now he hates dancing
@Breezyd: maybe if we hang him from the ceiling he'll like it!

Re: David and Jumpin Johnny's

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Skaleks - Daleks who are super into Gwen Stefani (@Raybucho)

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Paul: Johnny Cash is the Man in Black. I'm the Man in Salmon.

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Bride to be: after you've been in between someone's thighs you bond a little

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Student: I don't trust old ladies

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Student: you can't trust bald people!