mac

yikes!

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[the goblin @goblinsssss]

I piss so loud everyone runs out the bathroom screaming

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

shave that big toe sis we’re going to MISSOURI!

[disha @yzybby]

white people be like my bad bro i was celebrating 4/20 with my mom

[Donnel @DonnelVillager]

Didn't get a single toy. Fuck everything.

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love:
- verification codes
- verifying your email
- yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot
- reading nightmarish news all day every day
- hot

[mac @dontspellicup]

@lilahington chill

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Elon jumping off a building and doing that X thing before smashing onto the concrete

[mac @dontspellicup]

@lilahington good luck!!!

[• rachel • @rachelwilbury]

guy who doesn't want trump to win because he wants to preserve grover cleveland's legacy as the only president to serve non-consecutive terms

[mac @dontspellicup]

@lilahington he watched mr beast 😔

[mac @dontspellicup]

cade is cancelled !!!!!

[bsky.app/profile/iridescentaudio.co.uk @iridescentaudio]

Do something that scares you every day.
If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫

[Cowboy the Terrible @iJmillz]

You guys can’t see my likes right now but I’m liking some interesting and niche things you probably wouldn’t understand. I’m liking some memes that are outside your realm of fathomability. Just letting you know

[mac @dontspellicup]

@lilahington eyebrow piercing is like therapy but better trust

[JP @jpbrammer]

Pathological liar. Former drag queen. Far-right reactionary. Devoted husband. Disgraced politician. Diva. Scoundrel. He should be in jail. His face should be printed on our money.

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

having a baby looks really hard …

if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …

[that one wasian whose lowkey snatched @osamabishounen]

hey i saw your tweet about how americans are fat and eat burgers and i just wanted to let you know that i agree. although i myself am an amerikkkan (i know, ugh) i am on your side. "one of the good ones” as some m

[mac @dontspellicup]

@Cobratate corny