Austin Schmidt

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get.

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

Feeling like a new man today 🙏🏻

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

I swear I’m like everyone’s go to person to pick on. It’s getting old real quick. #imightblowupsoon

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

I’ve about had it with this fucking car.

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

@Danthefann Lol low and slow my dude 👌🏻

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

This Uber feels like Thailand all over again 🤦🏻‍♂️

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[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

Fuck me dude, I always find a way to put myself in horrible scenarios or let my friends down 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

After today it’s time for a change, something that makes me feel appreciated and not a fucking slave. #workcanbeabitchsometimes

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

Take my advice when I say this, don’t ever buy a westinghouse tv. Let me save you the headache. On a brighter note, I got a tv I’m going to blow to bits with my shotgun LOL 😂😈🤷🏻‍♂️

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

You know you got a wild family when they are calling and asking how much hydros are going for now a days LOL 😂

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

Well looks like patriots have done it again 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

I have the worst of luck when it comes to eating food that kills my stomach 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

There’s no better sound than hearing the 240 start up 😈

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

Way ahead of you 😜 I also got some bathing ape shit too

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

@Danthefann I did but there all kind of famine so I haven’t bought one. Found some legit ass shirts and stuff though ✊🏻

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

@__stephycaaakes Me and Mersaede finished all 6 of them already 120% LOL 😂👌🏻

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

You know your a server when the guy at the drive thru tells you that your order was the easiest and most descriptive order they’ve ever taken LOL 😂👌🏻

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

@Romeo_Rhee LMAO I didn’t even notice. Yeah bro fucking Jared Goff got 12 points 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Austin Schmidt @donttalkschmidt]

If the eagles make lose my super bowl spot in going to lose it 🤦🏻‍♂️