Drop Dead Fred

$laschellej

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@MonaleoHub @themonaleo And I promise you I’m 100,000 of those streams

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@themonaleo Cause I almost cried at the thought of you not coming to Minnesota. So pls have it on the list🥹

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@artsygalnish $laschellej 🥰🫶🏽

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@princetonperez it’s about that time again 🤣🤣 this little clip used to give me LIFEEE😭🤣

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My boss said “ See if you can tough it out” when I told her I feel like I was going to puke and faint everytime I stood up

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@Tinkerrrrrrr Why she look just as confused. “What am I supposed to do with him? This is not my usual adult” 🤣🤣

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just think it’s crazy that the same group of people who have to wash their hair daily cause it gets nasty can’t /don’t/won’t apply the same concept upon their ass

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

Nah this is racist! Y’all know yt ppl don’t use washcloths!! And all black ppl were raised to use washcloths! I know wtf they trying to say🙄
And how is it poor to use a washcloth to bathe with and it’s of rich behavior to use your bare hand to scrub and clean your ass?? That’s why 90% of y’all smell the way y’all do😒

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Badger Moles, diggin holes, under republic city 😭

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

These tunnels were once believed to hide religious fortunes deep in their chambers, but the real treasure is found in who - or what - created them.

In 2009, a farmer was driving through his corn field in the south of Brazil when he suddenly felt his tractor sink and lurch to one side, making the vehicle shudder to a halt.

Researchers came to investigate and were surprised to find a tunnel nearly 2m high by almost 2m wide and about 15m long running across the field and right under the farmer's house. Deep claw marks embedded into the walls indicated its past occupant was not human.

A geologist and one of the scientists who visited the farmer's property, concluded was the work of a giant ground sloth from at least 10,000 years ago.

[garçon @boymolish]

THANK YOU, A REAL MAN HAS FINALLY ANSWERED CORRECTLY THIS ANNOYING “what do you get in return” QUESTION 👏🏾

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Just know I stay strapped #montgomerybrawl

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

nobody ever told y’all that the sun shining while it’s raining means the devil is beating his wife? i heard that my whole childhood lol

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@CashApp #cashappvacay $shayjay97

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@Ethan_Kaddu Send

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Mfs act like they live in Gotham. THIRTY intruders?!? Really?

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

As somebody who did armed security is LICENSED to own and carry let me say a couple things

1. 30 intruders??? That’s a football team who are you beefing with?

2. You’re STATICALLY more likely to be killed during a home invasion trying to play hero. So he’s right the BEST option is to GET YOU AND YOUR KIDS OUT THE HOUSE. Her response of “oh I stand my ground” is heartbreaking. Y’all are not fucking John Wick y’all are gonna get y’all children and yourselves killed.

3. If it means protecting these kids from school shootings and putting an end to mass shootings as a whole I WILL GLADLY turn in my guns. I’m all for stricter gun laws and I feel like the ONLY ppl who aren’t are the ppl who have guns they don’t need and would probably be denied access to those guns if the laws changed.

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I shoulda seen him in a different movie first… cause I hate this man. 😭😂😂

#WakandaForever

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Art.

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Rihanna we wanted a tour not another sibling 😭😭😭

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I wish Mindless Behavior would give us one last concert.. like y’all don’t even gotta be on the same stage.