Laertes (Jared M)

Man, my sister shouldn't love Hamlet. a that dudes no good.

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

@Friend2Hamlet THAT WAS OLD ME. Maybe you should drank that wine and we could see who Hamlets real friend is up here in Heaven. #partylife

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

@Friend2Hamlet WE WERE COOL, HORATIO. WHAT PART OF COOL DON'T YOU GET??? #norespect4thedead

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

@Friend2Hamlet dude, Hamlet and I were cool in the end, move on

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

Laertes?? More like, Later(es) amirite???? #dead #wcsshamlet

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

@Friend2Hamlet hey man, you need to check yourself. I loved my sister more than anything. I didn't even get to say goodbye.

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

@Santa_Claudius8 its not about anyone anymore, and that's on you, get outta my face

[Marita Bootsma @MaritaBootsma]

Actor Brian Cox Teaches Hamlet’s Soliloquy to a 2-Year-Old Child. #TheoRWheeler #poorAustinReplacedAgain http://t.co/H1TW2j1xId

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

@Santa_Claudius8 dude, in the end you were the mad one. Killed your own wife. Wow, Hamlet killed my dad, but you killed BOTH of his parents.

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

@ophelialuvsham anything for you, dear Ophelia.

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

@ophelialuvsham in the end, I guess Hamlet wasn't too bad. You guys should a got married.

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

@ophelialuvsham man, its looking pretty nice up here. Not the pearly gates that we learned when we were kids but still pretty good.

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

All of my treachery in the name of Claudius has turned on me. Good riddance I see, see you nerds on the flip side. Laertes, Out.

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

Your whole family is rotten. All I ever did was care and here I am, dying.

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

I've gotta take this all in, this is a lot to deal with just getting back. So you say, Hamlet IS crazy, right? RIGHT???

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

SCREW YOU CLAUDIUS LET ME BE MAD ABOUT THIS GUY CLAIMING HE LOVED MY SISTER MORE THAN ME

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

I'M SO DISTRESSED ABOUT MY SISTERS DEATH EVEN THOUGH I WAS IN FRANCE THIS WHOLE TIME UGH.

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

Idk if anyone knew this, but on my way back from France, I narrowly avoided pirates. They said something about going to England?? #freaky

[Marita Bootsma @MaritaBootsma]

Has anyone seen Ophelia? She said she was going to clean the pond for Earth Day...#ouchthatwasmean

[Marita Bootsma @MaritaBootsma]

Love Shakespeare? It's his birthday! Hate Shakespeare? It's his deathday! #everybodywins #shouldahadaparty #HamletBodycountPlusOne

[Laertes (Jared M) @DontTrustHamlet]

All I see is red. So mad that I'd be willing to go to hell, s'long as that wretch is dead. #screwyouham #wcsshamlet