FARSIDE AETHERNITE

I hate my life.

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[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

I actually fucking hate my life.

I don't want to be here.

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@BestClownEver I meant to throw a smoke bomb and I threw my glass water bottle.

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

Screaming..

ALSO TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY...

except for what just happened that was embarrassing

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@SuperCoolKnife I meant to throw a smoke bomb and I threw my glass water bottle.

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 I'll try-

// He will not be sleeping tonight.

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 ...

Yeah-

[ * Kinda just waits for them to say bye or smth- * ]

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 [ * he just looks down and finishes cleaning up * ]

OKAY it's cleaned umm imma go now-

Uh..

Yeah-

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 [ * stare * ]

...

Faggots.

[ * Suddenly now he's smiling. Bro Is teasing them as if he wasn't just blushing cuz of them * ]

....

Lol

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 [ * embarrassed cleaning * ]

Oh wait the fuck wait that wasn't-

[ * wait he has the liquor still the fuck was that * ]

????

[ * Stare * ]

Oh that was my water

Damn

[ * He sets the liquor down on the table and goes back to cleaning, pretending like he wasn't flustered * ]

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 WHAT NO I-

IM JUST I-

YOU I-

SMOKE BOMB GO-

[ * that wasnt the smoke bomb that was the liquor * ]

...

FUCK

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 [ * atp he's just staring in awe like THEYRE COMPLIMENTING ME?!? WHAT?! * ]

...

[ * Suddenly nervous * ]

I-

I wouldn't-

I mean I wouldn't mind I guess I could always use an extra outfit i-

I-

It'd be-

I wouldn't really-

I-

I Wouldn't mind-

I-

Hhh

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 [ * just silently staring with the face except he doesn't even know what to say or how to respond so he's just. Staring * ]

Hah.

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 ...

Uh yeah I did-

[ * Oh hey the drawing fell out of his pocket and onto astro * ]

GAH NO-

THATS HORRIBLE TIMING NO-

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 hah what

[ * This genuinely relieved sigh that they probably didn't really see it * ]

...

Okay anyways I'm breaking these bottles I think actually.

Or atleast putting them somewhere actually well hidden

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 ...

[ * he hits the stare at both of them.. AND THEN VIOLENTLY SHAKES HIS HEAD and plays it off * ]

Yeah well I just know how to care for people and people I care about like my friends!

Hah!

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 WH-

NO YOU CAN'T-

oh my god I'm gonna-

[ * Why does bro care about this so much?? * ]

Ugh you're lucky I know how to make good herbal tea.

It helps with hangovers I think so I'll give you two some tomorrow

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 ...

Interesting.

[ * Avoiding eye contact whilst he figure out what to do with the bottles in his pocket, avoiding the very very impulsive and obvious choice * ]

....

Maybe don't take that next time I mean your old enough to drink its just like-

Hangovers are hell I think

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@ShellyFoss1995 [ * staring like he's gonna scream for a moment and then he clears his throat * ]

SO ANYWAYSS.

where did you even get these-

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 ...

Dont-

Don't give me that-

I'm not giving these back you two are like.

Uber drunk-

That's not good-

I think.

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 ...

Yeah well uh you don't need them-

...

What even-

[ * Stare * ]

Oh that's liquor that's. Wow. Okay then.

Im-

Actually hiding these hold on

[FARSIDE AETHERNITE @dontwan2behere]

@ShellyFoss1995 ....

Idiots-

[ * Grab whatever alcoholic drinks they had and just kinda pockets them...somewhere??? * ]

You two don't need these-