Don Whiteside™

Yeah I'm not gonna be a part of monetizing this. You can find me at:

@[email protected]

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I was doing more a slow withdraw than a cold turkey departure, but not being able to use tweetbot is probably enough for me to just rip off the bandage. See you on mastodon, I hope.

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@ThrillScience @lemonodor I was just thinking “that sounds suspiciously close to an unsigned 16 bit integer.”

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this takes a real turn

[proton @ProtonInspector]

HOLD UP

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@danbenjamin I own a few of these https://t.co/q25IDTQv8o but I have come to prefer these little stand things since they always seem to line up pretty optimally. https://t.co/hNpCXqwNUv

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@OneRadChee @daveweigel I took this picture a few weeks ago. I still can’t decide if I’m just too online or not.

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@scott_tobias As a dilettante myself I am somewhat offended by that. We dilettantes are legitimately interested in those disparate subjects, we’re not just using partially gleaned items to stir shit and obfuscate topics in other areas.

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@aaronreynolds My kindergartner keeps bringing home books from the school library that have your name on them and even though I know better I am disappointed every time he asks me to read one to him. Why can’t those creepy carrots swear at least a little?

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@danielschuman If you’d like to get another quote I have someone I’d recommend, happy to DM you the contact info. He’s local - another school parent - and we’ve had him do work we were happy with.

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@choochoobear Maybe you could do a comic about the people angry at her for crowdsourcing funds for her fake funeral #RippedFromeTheHeadlines

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@AlayicQ @KarloTakki @sahilkapur In theory all spending bills are supposed to originate in the House, per the constitution. Reality is more complicated; they have done 100% text replacement on house bills to comply with letter but not spirit. But it’s supposed to always start in House

https://t.co/RIJIAe1nzn

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@ambernoelle Sure makes you feel like it was a waste of good tea, don’t it? Surely we have some inbred layabouts of our own we could obsess over.

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@byharryconnolly For some reason I am reminded of the movie The Untouchables.

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Congratulations Republicans! Today you proved that you were right and that you can flip an electoral loss to a win by redoing an election!

You should have specified that it takes 11 tries though.

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@chrisgeidner Who knows what they’ll be emboldened to do now that they’ve proven that they can surpass a Dem opponent if they redo an election 11 times.

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@prairielaura @dduane The failure of much of anyone to take advantage of the conduct rules not being in effect is really depressing. Get clown noses! Bang a gong when the fifth vote defects and McCarthy clinches a loss again! It’s jubilee and festival all at once, go wild!

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Would just one or two be enough? Because that many could vote for McCarthy without changing the outcome. C’mon @RepDonBeyer do it for America.

[Daily Kos @dailykos]

Matt Gaetz promises to 'resign from the House' if Democrats vote for a Republican speaker
https://t.co/6AXve9bxGj

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@samerfarha Clever, it’s a meal and floss all at once

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@danielschuman Overly but unevenly strong, anyway

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@dduane Sometimes you just want greens

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@byharryconnolly It doesn’t say you can WRITE it…

7” of teleportation would probably be plenty to get up to all sorts of shenanigans.

I am apparently secretly larcenous and suspicious of monkey’s paw challenges.