Donné.

Yes, I like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

"Donné, put some clothes on!"

Story of my life.

[t @wtwwtww]

911 what's your emergency?

kurt cobain is dead

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

Can't believe I missed Til the sun comes up on Beats by demand today! @RobForbesDJ @5FM can I request it for tomorrow please?

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

The new @Hendrik_Joerges track on @5fm was amazing! @IamDasKapital

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

And this was today's Bio exam

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

Why be thinner when you can get more dinner?

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

Is it even your birthday if you don't bring cake to school?

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

@MelissaTheTiger

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

Religion is like a penis. It's perfectly okay to have one, but once you take it out and wave it in my face we have a problem.

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

Every time someone says my name wrong

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

@skyla_francis "And I will try to fix you" ;)

[absolute madness @thetigrrr]

Shall I compare thee to a summers day?
HOT AS FUCK.

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

"Put your boobs away."
Where exactly?

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

Find a coke can with my name on it so I know it's real.

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

I strongly believe I would be a much better person if I were constantly slightly drunk.

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

"You are the puddle of mud
In the pigsty of my life"

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

@MelissaTheTiger You know it's bad when you have to use YOLO to make yourself feel good.

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

@JacquesWernich No, you fucknut. Fuck off.

[Donné. @DonzAllan]

All I can say about my report for this term is sorry.