ˢᴾᴼᴼᴷʸ ᴸᴼᴼ

sleepy

[ˢᴾᴼᴼᴷʸ ᴸᴼᴼ @doobielooo]

forgot to show y’all my halloween costume

[27. @dimvji]

back where i belong (in bed)

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

i can not for the life of me understand why anyone would care

[ˢᴾᴼᴼᴷʸ ᴸᴼᴼ @doobielooo]

like.. so true

[ˢᴾᴼᴼᴷʸ ᴸᴼᴼ @doobielooo]

i told my 40 year old work bestie that i feel like i should write my will just in case and she said “do it girl, because what if you die”

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality as literal divine commands from God for all society, but minimizing 2,000+ verses calling for the care of immigrants, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the poor to be a personal choice.

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

Oh my god they covered him in kief and they’re gonna smoke him

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Having a job is cool because you work all these hours to earn money, and by the end of the month, you're still broke.

[ˢᴾᴼᴼᴷʸ ᴸᴼᴼ @doobielooo]

me asf

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

My dog acts like he’s about to have a poop-related crisis, then goes outside and spends 30 minutes appreciating nature

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Hill I will die on: If a job can be done remotely but office presence is still required, the commute should be compensated.

[Lydia B Kollins @lydiabkollins]

fuck a24 for partnering with ai

[𝓋iki ꜝꜝ (-4/15) || limited @kittybpd]

who up grieving the life they couldve had if they were normal

[Caroline 🕯️ @caroline_mpls]

WHY would you do this

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

Millions of people around you believe everything they read that confirms their paranoid delusions, no matter how absurd

[ˢᴾᴼᴼᴷʸ ᴸᴼᴼ @doobielooo]

t*sla gfny

[khlo @khlo_alexandria]

witnessed a very sexually charged vibe among a whole group of people at karaoke last night, asked a guy what their relationship to each other and was told: coworkers

[roey @roeyinreal]

Cool by Gwen Stefani just started playing in Walgreens

[ali @probablyalissa]

How it feels to job search

[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[v @bigliketamera]

this performance is engraved in my brain

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

be the change you want to see #BounceThatAssBoy