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[Carrie🌻 @FirstLadyNot]

Standing at a podium in front of a black door when you’re not an MP, have never been elected as a party leader by vote, are in possession of historically the lowest attending & voting records as an MP/MEP, whilst currently jockeying with a bin, smells of desperation to me

[PME 2.0🚭 @mariEscobarPME]

life when we won the league and were promised a ‘dynasty window’

[♱ Teresa Sofia ♱ 🐇🍂 - queer ppl deserve to live @sofiartworks]

Loitering gotta be the fakest crime ever. Fuck you mean people in the US can't just stand there. It sounds like something people would fabricate about North Korea

[Florence Schechter @floschechter]

This will save me about £40 per year.

The average food shop is £1,144 more expensive per year compared to 2024.

Where's this so called 'breathing room'?

[Luke @LK__1998]

Well day one and you’ve turned the weather machine off, this isn’t a great start pal

[Cuffy @tomcuffy]

Should be at least 18k and whilst we’re at it get the 40% one up to 70k+, 50k is not a high earner anymore

[- @imzftbi]

I think this is a good time to remind everyone our highest every sale is £35m

[🍋‍🟩 @z___v2]

Sorry but if you believe Arsenal are going to sign a player with image rights so complicated PSG are pulling out, I’d love to sell you a bridge

[max 🇮🇷 @assna_maz]

I do sorta think if none of Kroupi, Alvarez, Diomande or Barcola end up at the club, Berta should be fired

[- @imzftbi]

Reiss Nelson is the mystery LW

[VII @Cerebrone]

Sent your players out to be thugs again and again. No sportsmanship, racist singing & constant disrespect of opponents, all that. You led and commanded these troops. Losers.

I will be sleeping well tonight. Your tears have overfed me. Cry, Scaloni. Cry for me.

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

When we fail to retain the league title but saved £60m cause we stuck to valuation

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

These people will say shit like “trans people are mentally ill”

[Lua ✝︎ @PunishedLu]

I think the kirkification memes actually made some people forget just how vile of a man he was

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

Declan Rice doesn't need "Elliot Anderson". He can do it all on his own because he is a world class midfielder of the highest calibre. Hope this helps.

[Adedayo @Modheemofficial]

In a match where there’s Mbappe Dembele and Olise, your man of the match is Bukayo Saka

[- @imzftbi]

Gimmicks aside, I'm disappointed we missed out on Rogers but I'll be a lot more upset if we don't get Bruno G

[Bielsista @pedroelchileno]

The guy thats sets the tempo and provides dominance for England is and has always been Bukayo Saka.

[🕷️ 🇵🇸 @kae1enftbl_]

Not gonna crash out at us refusing to pay 117m for rogers, if I see Nico Williams links pop up though I might have to take a lifelong break from this app

[. @aliftbll2]

Players aren’t gonna sit around and wait while you haggle over pennies, Monga was ready to come but another club paid the money and he joined them. Same with Rogers. What if Bruno G gets tired of waiting and someone else pays?