Diggsy

Rouleur, runner, writer

[Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan Public Relations @PublicAfghan]

Owning llamas in the Emirate will now require a livestock license. These are available from all village elders, Taliban Police and from village libraries.

[Diggsy @DooDiggory]

@sarfrazmanzoor My mother-in-law wanted a book to read to my two daughters. I remember reading Silver Sword as a kid and loving it so bought it along with Stig of the Dump. They loved both.

[Diggsy @DooDiggory]

@admiralbooth My personal faves are ‘chip shop scientists’ and ‘ garden centre fascists’.

[Diggsy @DooDiggory]

@BritainElects @focaldataHQ Boris Johnson. The gift that keeps on giving. Hopefully he makes the Tories toxic for a generation.

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@EamonnHolmes @GBNEWS He’s not stupid, he’s a smartie, Eamonn’s joined the Nazi Party

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@nathanneilburns Confused…Is this chant pro or anti?

[Diggsy @DooDiggory]

This. Is. Brilliant.
And strangely subversive.

[LADbible @ladbible]

Me and the lads doing our big shops together:

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Zebra finches sing a special song to their eggs to warn them about hot weather, and these calls seem to program the hatchlings’ cells to harness energy from food more efficiently. https://t.co/7nNNIhklo6

[Diggsy @DooDiggory]

@cabinetofficeuk The government is trolling its people.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

When threatened, the female Johnson will give birth as a form of self defence.

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@PippaCrerar DEAD CAT ALERT

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Be like Trisha, not Boris #PMQs

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House of Commons staff moving fridge to debating chamber ahead of today’s Prime Minister’s Questions

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It’s Boris Johnson hiding in a fridge? #ToryCriminals

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

As we all digest @PaulBrandITV’s story of the leaked video - these are the denials and assurances the government has offered for the past week on the Christmas party in Downing Street last year.

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

EXCLUSIVE: Video obtained by ITV News shows Downing Street staff joking about a Christmas party on 18th December last year.

No 10 has spent the past week denying any rules were broken. This new evidence calls that into question.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Jacob Rees Mogg even says “this will not be investigated in a years time” he knows the police won’t do anything.

@metpoliceuk are you going to do your fucking job or what? Seriously.

There is video evidence. There are logs, passes.

Utter scum.

[Diggsy @DooDiggory]

@BBCNews Errrrrr if you��re stuck in traffic maybe switch to a bike?

[Diggsy @DooDiggory]

@admiralbooth Nobody wants to admit they’ve been conned. Usually it’s secret Tory voters at the polls casting their ballot and no fessing up to voting Tory. This time I think it’ll be the other way around.