Amy Brooke Van Buren

I have a lot of rethorical questions.

[Evan @daviddunn177]

This is Joe Rogan realizing Donald Trump staged his own assassination attempt.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

new type of person just dropped

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Drove by a daycare and my 4-year-old said "That's where I used to go." I told her she's never gone to daycare and she asked "Then who took care of me?" and I said "I did" if any parents were wondering if anything they do matters.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

A little ice cream on the jet tonight after his campaign consisting of dropping in, giving the same speech for 8 years, then right back on the jet to his country club. Man of the people.

[⚢ cupcake hive🧁𐚁ིྀ @beyswinx]

Cuz yall call them satanic for less, lol

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump announces his endorsement of Harris

[winn ⚾︎ @CANCELLEDwinns]

THE SAME NIGHT AS THE VMAS??? THIS IS GONNA BE THE WILDEST SPLIT SCREEN 😭

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

No joke. The Kamala Harris campaign posted this on Truth Social.

You know Trump has to be fuming.

[izzy ❤️‍🔥 @13alltooswiftie]

and he never thinks of me, except for when i’m on tv 😜

[James R. Jones, PhD @blackcapitol]

My lord. Beyoncé will be the VP.

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

we moved on too fast from the fact that she is performing the eras tour on the eras tour

[Lyle Rath @LyleRath]

Stop making me make accounts. A lightbulb that changes colors shouldn't require an account. A TV speaker shouldn't require an account.

[Max Steele @maxasteele]

I don't care who the pick is as long as I am the first person to send the tweet to the group chat.

[David Opie @DavidOpie]

HBO casually giving us two reasons to live another year

[esra @1989healy]

How it feels going to the eras tour when you stan the 1975

[annie @soychotic]

Not sure what u guys are talking abt ? ? my stocks are doing just fine 😎

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

I wish to personally express my sincerest gratitude to whomever it is on the Trump campaign who convinced Trump it was a good idea to have him appear before the @NABJ. Whoever you are, you are a true patriot, and your country is in your debt.