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[harold @doodoo9247193]

Really wish they’d just go ahead and release the #Barbie movie now so it can flop already

[harold @doodoo9247193]

Live music isn’t good

[harold @doodoo9247193]

I could totally be missing the point, but I’ve never seen a tattoo that made someone look better

[harold @doodoo9247193]

Today years old when l learned Sigur Rós isn’t a woman

[harold @doodoo9247193]

Goths going to work

[harold @doodoo9247193]

Y’all, low country boils are a lie

[harold @doodoo9247193]

Cause -> Effect

Curry egg salad -> Hindenburgian bm

[harold @doodoo9247193]

Just had a very connecting, warm conversation with my Uber driver only to realize at ride’s end that she was talking to someone on her EarPods

[harold @doodoo9247193]

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[harold @doodoo9247193]

Isabella Rossellini’s dog had puppies

[harold @doodoo9247193]

Only #straightpeople would think of having a chili cook-off beer bust festival in aptly named #Cabbagetown

[harold @doodoo9247193]

@PGA Calculus based physics III, honors

[harold @doodoo9247193]

@lifefrance I went here one time

[harold @doodoo9247193]

Bowl restaurants are joyless, but I love them

[harold @doodoo9247193]

words and phrases to be banned:

my practice
good sir
notes of
it’s giving
my haters
gagged
getting famous
partials
vibe

[harold @doodoo9247193]

@BarbaraOrtutay Almost 18 years here and same

[harold @doodoo9247193]

FFS, FFS !!!

[harold @doodoo9247193]

This morning’s trauma is I wore #BrunelloCucinelli jeans to work and nobody noticed