doodoogary

any pronouns

[doodoogary @doodoogary]

so gassy we stay farting

[doodoogary @doodoogary]

@chr1st1e18 i jerk it to mouth sounds christie

[wa$abi nut$ @bawitdabababe]

about to show this dave & busters the dark side of alcoholism

[doodoogary @doodoogary]

being close to your early 20s is like suddenly realizing you might just be a loser omg

[doodoogary @doodoogary]

mad as actual fuck i think i tore my asshole because that always happens and now it hurts when i shit like wtf am i even supposed to smile about omg and rod wave is still making music i'm actually so fucking mad like i cabt do this

[doodoogary @doodoogary]

if i ever meet hugh jackman we're going until the bed breaks and i will be bouncing and moaning on it

[doodoogary @doodoogary]

i think i need to drop out 🙈

[ren, the failure @leavesrevisited]

whats it called when you wish you werent a girl but also youre perfectly fine with it

[nana @acaiboll]

gyaru gojo hits the earth 3000 years late

[Issa @shit_anuyan]

When you're reading omegaverse and the Alpha cannot smell anything anymore bec he got long covid 💀

[doodoogary @doodoogary]

young therapists: yes girl! you ate that anxiety up by cancelling that plan! you gagged her! keep going!

old therapists: have you tried locking in

[doodoogary @doodoogary]

i need pussy so fantastic that it makes me quit drinking

[ʎuuᴉʌ ⏾⋆.˚ @liverral0ne]

x-men as things to never say to someone who just came out: a (short) thread

[WEIRD VAL @autismpills]

unsuspecting person on their period: oh boy! time to wipe after using the restroom

the nefarious black sludge:

[abby or something @b1gail]

having your register light still on while you're doing your last order & about to clock out feels like when you run out of power in fnaf and can't shut the doors

[doodoogary @doodoogary]

i've been in and out of a dissociative state for like 2 weeks is this a sign to start smoking weed every day again

[jules @ladyjuleseth]

you ever swallow your cringe and think about how this is maybe the song of all time https://t.co/D8ENvb61gH

[doodoogary @doodoogary]

@cosmistro oh oomf im praying for you

[bort @tacobort]

Heavy is the hand that jacks my shit

[stella ⟡ ݁ @brokenbrds]

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