Drew

dont @ me past like 9

[Christian Selig @ChristianSelig]

Okay y'all, I think I found the best idea for the Dynamic Island on the iPhone 14 Pro. I added a cat that lives up there like a tamagotchi and just hangs out and does cute stuff as you browse Reddit in my app (Apollo).

[Drew @doodydrew]

@Macys I placed an order online and it was rejected. I called a rep and replaced that order and it was also rejected. Your reps are now telling me to place the same order a third time! Do you expect customers to work this hard to spend money?!

[Drew @doodydrew]

Last year saw rolling blackouts like this is a third world country or something. And the bar at the EMPTY restaurant isn’t even open. Can somebody please tell me how $spy is anywhere north of pre-COVID levels still?!

[Drew @doodydrew]

Decided to wait out the 3 hour(so far) @evergypower outage by eating @redlobster. Y’all. The bar is not even open and there’s a 30 minute wait to eat at an empty restaurant on a Monday!?

[Drew @doodydrew]

the fuck is fungible ?

[Drew @doodydrew]

Christ all fucking mighty. They gonna have to remove the p from the P/L column for this months trades.

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

My ability to dissociate has become too powerful. Now I’m just watching the fall of America like “hmm yeah that happens to empires” while I look for dog hats on Amazon.

[Drew @doodydrew]

$NFLX on a mission to the earth's core this morning - hot damn!

https://t.co/fl6rxhg0Ec

https://t.co/IIZgKlbUAb

[Marcus Schuff @MarcusSchuff]

Do you think @netflix's crackdown on families that share their account with each other will result in a net gain or net loss of subscribers?