doof

Drummer

[doof @doofdays]

My band forced me to play on new years

[doof @doofdays]

You’re telling me a shrimp farmed this aura

[doof @doofdays]

I will add :30 seconds six times before I press the three-minute button

[doof @doofdays]

‘It was a moment in time,’ pops said while defending his 5 start review of the LOTR trilogy which was not under attack.

[doof @doofdays]

There is no devil. There’s just God when He’s drunk.

[jeje @jestJJmei]

Thirty days sober folks.
Not consecutively, but here and there over the years.
I’m estimating

[doof @doofdays]

‘Alexa, play Murder Ballads by Nick Cave,’ he said. The Chainsmokers came on.

He went for a smoke. Someone else spoke, ‘Alexa, play The Rolling Stones. I’m tired of hearing dudes bitch about everything.’ Tom Waits came on.

You can’t always get what you want.

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

[doof @doofdays]

‘Are you a Latina,’ said the overdressed man to the overdressed woman at books & books

[doof @doofdays]

Loneliness of the lips is harder than the heart

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

no one has ever understood the world like david lynch did. how lucky we are that he showed us what he saw https://t.co/7Qy1MKfZzl

[doof @doofdays]

My New Year’s resolution is to flip an egg without breaking it all over my kitchen

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

alcoholic

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Dostoevsky, facing execution, in a letter to his brother... life is a gift

[doof @doofdays]

I’m just trying to be in the top 1% of your Spotify Yapped 😪

[Steve Gleason - "Live Impossible" @SteveGleason]

Name the time and place.

#NoWhiteFlags

[doof @doofdays]

Sir, no matter how many tickets you have, you can’t Bust in Dave

[doof @doofdays]

My ex was a graphic designer. I didn’t call her good girl. I called her smart object 😩

[doof @doofdays]

Just waiting for Scott Hanson to pop up on CNN and call for the Witching Hour