Doofeseus

CEO of Degens United | Follow me for the best life tips | pronouns: ding/us | AKA paraodeseus

[U.S. Marshals Service @USMarshalsHQ]

WANTED - Michael Timothy Puckett for homicide of a law enforcement officer. ARMED and DANGEROUS. $10,000 reward for information that leads to his arrest.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

They don't kiII you for being a fascist.

They call you a fascist to kiII you.

[AAGHarmeetDhillon @AAGDhillon]

🚨@SpanbergerForVA is on notice: 2A rights SHALL NOT BE infringed.

We are closely watching—in the event any unlawful legislation is enacted, we will sue. @CivilRights will protect the 2A rights of law-abiding citizens in Virginia.

2A Section Lawyers are standing by… 🚨

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

If Jesus's Resurrection Were a Hoax

Prolly my favorite sketch we ever did at @TheBabylonBee

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Este es el fin último de las organizaciones de “derechos humanos”.

Vean todo el caso, desde el inicio hasta el final que pretenden; cada uno de los pasos es parte de la “tutela de derechos humanos” conseguida con sus “luchas y conquistas”.

Jamás los escucharemos, no importa cuánto nos ataquen.

No tienen nada que venir a decirnos; más bien, nosotros deberíamos estar denunciándolos a ustedes por lo que le hacen a mujeres como Noelia.

El mundo necesita urgentemente liberarse de estas organizaciones, que no son más que los bufetes de abogados de los delincuentes, que prefieren LITERALMENTE matar a las víctimas en lugar de protegerlas.

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

I know some people who need to hear this…

[Ryan James Girdusky @RyanGirdusky]

We should have a moratorium on all immigration from any country attacking American consulates today. 10-20 years minimum.

[Grape-kun's PISSED! @RickyLaFleurRX7]

The oldest of the 13 colonies, founded in 1607, is about to be disarmed by a man who was born in Bangladesh, named Sadam Azlan Salim.

[Doofeseus @doofeseus]

@SenLouiseLucas

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I want every ICE officer to know that their president, vice president, and the entire administration stands behind them.

To the radicals assaulting them, doxxing them, and threatening them: congratulations, we're going to work even harder to enforce the law.

[Billboard Chris 🌎 @BillboardChris]

Thank God Trump turned his head!

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

What did y’all think the Monroe Doctrine meant? vibes? papers? essays? Losers.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Chuck Schumer: “Of course, I’m going to say a few words about the terrible shooting in Australia, okay? So, and first, of course, as I always say, no matter what, go Bills! They beat the Patriots today. It’s a big deal.” �

[Byron York @ByronYork]

He entered the US illegally 7 times. Was 'convicted of raping and sodomizing a woman who has cerebral palsy.' Federal judge praises him, spares him more prison time. Prosecutors: 'The court spun his repeated illegal entries in his favor, commending his family devotion.'

[Ajit Pai @AjitPai]

“So what state did you land in first of all?”

“Kansas, of all places. It was like boot camp. … Anyone who … has ever visited Kansas, they will know what I’m talking about. It’s just a lot to deal with as a person of color.” 

As a “person of color” whose family came to rural Kansas in the late 1970s and made it our home for decades, I can say quite definitively that Kansans are extraordinarily kind and big-hearted. This is a repugnant thing to say about my home state—not to mention a country far more generous than most.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

One day ago. He posted this one day ago.

This may be the worst aged post in social media history.

[Andrew Surabian @Surabees]

Vice President @JDVance utterly embarrasses CBS and @margbrennan on the unvetted migrants that Biden allowed into our country 🔥☠️

Margaret Brennan: "These people are vetted!"

VP Vance: "Just like the guy who planned a terrorist attack in Oklahoma a few months ago?"

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

@RepMcGarvey You were saying …