doofusbaker

From the river to the sea

[doofusbaker @doofusbaker]

@WingDing2022 @jeffmason1 @VP Because he’s not in office paying for a genocide you stupid asshole

[doofusbaker @doofusbaker]

@Trevor4SF You sick fuck

[doofusbaker @doofusbaker]

@Cernovich Fingers crossed!

[doofusbaker @doofusbaker]

@zach_vasquez Try harder!

[peon flux @PeonFlux]

you said Iraq had weapons of mass destruction

[doofusbaker @doofusbaker]

@CarmanTse maybe Tim Buckley's Greetings from LA

[doofusbaker @doofusbaker]

@cushbomb Sir muncher please

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

starting to understand why dante wrote the inferno

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

every year I watch The Last Waltz and every single year I cannot believe how devastating the version of It Makes No Difference still is! Truly never gets any easier!

[alyssa @alyssaraetho]

choose your fighter

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

my varying minute-by-minute emotions on the state of Michigan, as expressed by its beloved native son

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Emotional Melania Slowly Mixes Cyanide Into Son's Morning Oatmeal https://t.co/G324QHiaqn

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Lincoln Project Immediately Releases Series Of Ads Calling For Biden Impeachment https://t.co/UdqdsWIccW

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

If the dog didn’t stop to take a shit he would have caught the rabbit

[Rep. Gerry Connolly @GerryConnolly]

Expand the court.

[SCREAMwriter @marytherese5]

Sen Ron Johnson is my neighbor and strangled our dog, Buttons, right in front of my 4 yr old son and 3 yr old daughter. The police refuse to investigate.This is a complete lie but important to retweet and note that there are more of my lies to come.

[doofusbaker @doofusbaker]

@SunSentinel Now we're talking

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Los Angeles Walks Back Halloween Cancellation https://t.co/EWWGZkPPdB #WhatDoYouThink?

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Cop Worried Dealer Is Spitting in His Cocaine https://t.co/pGTBdpbR9r