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I have four hundred houses and four hundred mouses

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@JordanIgleheart 3 for sure dat boi ain’t scared of nothin

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Congrats my friend

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Everyone on Facebook right now

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Welp

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Nice

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I seen this too many times b4 smh rip to her booty

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The worst

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Better stop or your eyes gon get stuck like dat

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the thought of Valentine’s Day coming up

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you ever take a drink of a fresh popped coke at room temp and feel your throat disintegrating ????

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still not convinced there’s anything better than stringing out that long strand of hair from your butt crack

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it’s dumb cold outside, do u see what I did there

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on everything when u swallow super hot mashed potatoes and literally feel them sizzling a hole in ur chest