Here’s the email to employees:
Team,
Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative.
Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue.
It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month.
For context:
•NASA landed on the moon for less.
•We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic.
•Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket.
•Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis.
•The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia.
While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that:
•“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations.
•Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive.
•One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation.
Going forward, please observe the following guidelines:
1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.”
2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider.
3Claude should not be used to:
◦settle fantasy football disputes,
◦write your wedding vows 97 times,
◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio,
◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?”
Most importantly:
If you see the message:
“This request may require additional datacenter construction”
…please stop immediately and contact IT.
Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time.
Warm regards, Management
P.S. Whoever prompted:
“Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983”
…we just want to talk.
@GloriousGod01 I think this was a good gig before ai generations got so good. Way cheaper to generate quality bespoke imagery than license stock imagery now.
Trading is one of the most mentally exhausting things you can do, and most people don’t realise that until they’re deep in it.
Everyone comes in thinking it’s about charts, indicators, and strategies, but it’s not. It’s sitting there for hours watching price do nothing, then the second you look away it makes the move you’ve been waiting for all day. Or you finally get in, feel like a genius for a few seconds, and then it instantly reverses.
The worst part isn’t even the losses, it’s the almost wins. The trades where you were right but too early, or right but you took profit too soon. Or even wrong, but if you just held a bit longer it would’ve worked.
That’s what gets in your head.
Overtrading is what really kills most people. You tell yourself one setup, then suddenly you’re in multiple trades out of boredom, frustration, or trying to make back what you lost.
The reality is you’re not in control of outcomes. You can do everything right and still lose, while someone doing something random makes money. The only thing you control is your behaviour and your risk.
And the mental side is constant. Second guessing every decision. Should you close, should you hold, should you add. It’s just you and your thoughts while money is on the line.
Trading humbles people fast. Not because it’s complicated, but because staying disciplined and consistent is harder than anyone expects.
It’s simple, but it’s not easy. That’s what makes it brutal.
Most people manage stress by distracting themselves from it.
Scrolling. Drinking. Watching something. Eating something.
None of these resolve the underlying physiological state. They just postpone it.
Here is what actually works.
Physiological sigh. Double inhale through the nose followed by a long slow exhale through the mouth.
Two rounds fully deflates the air sacs in your lungs that balloon during stress, offloads CO2 rapidly, and triggers an immediate parasympathetic response.
Studies at Stanford show this is the fastest known method to reduce acute stress in real time.
You can do it right now. In two breaths. Without anyone noticing.
Use it every time stress spikes today.
solana:HgBRWfYxEfvPhtqkaeymCQtHCrKE46qQ43pKe8HCpump is still being priced like a small meme coin.
That may be the biggest mistake the market is making.
Because when you compare it to names like SHIB, DOGE, PEPE or FLOKI, the gap is in how early BERT still feels.
DOGE had culture. SHIB had community. PEPE had attention. FLOKI had timing.
BERT has something different: a real character, a clear story, a strong identity and a brand that can grow far beyond a chart.
He was already a real internet-famous dog with a massive audience before BERT existed.
Nearly 400K Instagram followers. Mainstream media attention. A New York story. A character people already knew, shared, and loved.
That is rare in the meme coin market.
And unlike many meme coins that only depend on charts, BERT has several layers around it.
NFTs.
Plushies.
Woofhub.
Smart collars.
Shelter donations.
A real brand direction.
Staking with over $70K paid to stakers.
BERT has the attention layer, the brand layer, the product layer, and the emotional layer.
At this market cap, that combination is hard to ignore.
BERT is still early.
And that may be the whole point.
@thewooofwallst Ah I see, love the clarity in detail and the strategic swing trading to catch both moves. Much appreciated, looking forward to learning more about the astrology in markets 🙏
President Trump rejected him on camera.
Elon Musk has officially banned the ability to copy X links about politics!
Watch this.
Donald Trump
Now try to copy the link…