Benjamin Zautner

We are not promised tomorrow. Hypocrisy sucks. You don’t know anything for certain until you have experienced it yourself.

Get busy living or get busy dying

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@zazaxbtt Val Kilmer would have been a dope Morpheus.
No matter how much Val Kilmer kicked ass as Morpheus, I don’t think he could’ve made up for what would’ve been Dog shit-Will Smith-Neo.

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@TopStriker @Cobratate Pump your brakes, player. America is the greatest country on earth.
I agree that the new vocabulary is annoying and idiotic .
Don’t lump the cool/ intelligent Americans in with the gay/ morons. We are outnumbered by TWATS, but our level of cool is leagues above Euro-cool.

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@weed_wavee This clip is two months old. Rumor has it. This guy just caught his breath now. 🫨

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@Rainmaker1973 Foolish

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@newstart_2024 The story with the watch/$1,000,000 is a perfect example of “ dopamine rewiring”

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@WDYFW_PodClips Dude… say DIG one more time 🙂‍↔️

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@AmiriKing Good instincts! Use that last bit of consciousness to pull out the blower and protect yourself.

I don’t think everyone combined has enough brain power to pass a single GED equivalency test.

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@handleitgrips You already fucked your face up. Do you want a fucked up gun too!? Twat

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@MarioNawfal I’ve been with several latinas, and still I didn’t know there is such a thing as a “Hispanic Bish”

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@MarioNawfal The don’t sue/kill mepart, just slid in there is fucking hilarious. Tim Dillon is a nightmare for anyone who opposes him. A+ shit-talker

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@Rainmaker1973 This is the first time I have seen “the Macarena”- fighting system 😆🤘🏻

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@greybtc The Japanese should be proud. I fucking love Japan.
It’s hard to believe they have such a low birth rate, and high suicide rate when they do everything so well and are such motherfucking classy people😅

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@LaughingFightz Blowing a kiss and saying call me 🤙🏼 gnarly

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@AngryBDG @EndWokeness They have the complexion for the connection. Now they just have to learn freedom and bravery so they don’t choke on the sweet air of freedom 🤘🏻

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@Clock_Hypocrisy @EndWokeness I don’t know where you are from, but you aren’t welcome here… you would choke on the sweet are of freedom.

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@mppatterson23 @EndWokeness lol. Yea right. That’s the funniest shit I have heard in 2026…

[Benjamin Zautner @dookycuuls]

@EndWokeness You’re all welcome to move here. We have the room.
Just get a job. And a gun… not for protection, just for fun.