Lara

You know Doolie, you see what Doolie Does on Instagram. Now find out what Doolie....Says!!!

[Lara @dooliesays]

Hey @KamalaHarris ! Since Kavanaugh apparently keeps an #alibicalendar there should be documentation, in his own writing, that he met with someone from @KasowitzLLP to discuss the #Muellerinvestigation... Hope that helps you jog his memory! #merrickgarlandforscotus

[Lara @dooliesays]

Good morning to everyone except people who say "without further ado" and then keep "ado"-ing.

[Lara @dooliesays]

Good morning to everyone except the racist nutjobs I'm related to. #family #youcantpickthem #icanonlydosomuch

[Lara @dooliesays]

The worst part about flying alone is that, once I make it to my gate, if I have to go to the restroom I now have to lug all this crap with me and lose my seat. #flyingsolo #singlestruggles

[Lara @dooliesays]

Good morning to everyone except the people who don't recognize the sounds of Macaulay Culkin changing a cassette tape in his stereo at the beginning of Michael Jackson's "Black or White". You're too young to hang out with me. Go home. It's past your bedtime.

[Lara @dooliesays]

Good morning to everyone except the people that have already been talking for the last 2 hours straight. Please stfu.

[Lara @dooliesays]

Good morning to everyone except people who go to pizza places and only order a salad. Who hurt you???

[Lara @dooliesays]

@RealDonad_Trump Donald.Donny.Donzo.let's chat. U pardoned 2 ranchers that committed a crime on federal land. They inspired the ARMED take over of federal property & a man died. You sent a message to radicals that their TERRORIST behavior is ok. That is...not great. U R a twat.

[Lara @dooliesays]

Good morning and happy 4th of July to everyone except 45 and his supporters....you know what you've done.

[Lara @dooliesays]

@RealDonad_Trump Is this a member of MS-13??? Yeah...she looks like a cold blooded killer. You fucking moron. STOP LYING!

[Lara @dooliesays]

@RealDonad_Trump Does that sentence make sense to you? That anyone in GOVERNMENT doesn't care about crime? Why are you literally just making things up? Stop it.

[Lara @dooliesays]

Good morning to everyone except the tramp who pushed me out of the way to push the elevator call button that I had already pushed...which is why I was standing there...at the elevator...waiting. You're a dumb hoe.

[Lara @dooliesays]

Good morning to everyone except people who drive SUVs and come to a complete stop to go over a speed bump. Your vehicle was literally made to climb mountians you pansy ass!!!!!

[Lara @dooliesays]

Good morning to everyone except people who are more offended by the word "cunt" than the fact that the POTUS believes he's above the law. #getyourprioritiesstraight

[Lara @dooliesays]

@RealDonad_Trump Just out of curiosity, why are you looking up rules on how to pardon yourself if you're innocent????

[Lara @dooliesays]

@RealDonad_Trump I didnt look at it. Is it just a bunch of pics of you playing golf in shorts that are too small?

[Lara @dooliesays]

@RealDonad_Trump GOP controls 3 branches of govt. So it COULD be done w/o dems. Clearly you just don't want to change anything. Who was your HS civics/ govt teacher? They should be ashamed.

[Lara @dooliesays]

Good morning to everyone except whomever decided Miley Cyrus should do a cover of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid. What the actual hell is that!?!?!

[Lara @dooliesays]

At a restaurant. The guy next to us just pulled out a girl and knife to eat nachos. Not sure what his game plan is here.

[Lara @dooliesays]

Good morming to everyone except strangers who feel they're required to engage with me in an elevator. Please don't. It's okay for this to be a silent ride.