The worst part about flying alone is that, once I make it to my gate, if I have to go to the restroom I now have to lug all this crap with me and lose my seat. #flyingsolo#singlestruggles
Good morning to everyone except the people who don't recognize the sounds of Macaulay Culkin changing a cassette tape in his stereo at the beginning of Michael Jackson's "Black or White". You're too young to hang out with me. Go home. It's past your bedtime.
@RealDonad_Trump Donald.Donny.Donzo.let's chat. U pardoned 2 ranchers that committed a crime on federal land. They inspired the ARMED take over of federal property & a man died. You sent a message to radicals that their TERRORIST behavior is ok. That is...not great. U R a twat.
@RealDonad_Trump Does that sentence make sense to you? That anyone in GOVERNMENT doesn't care about crime? Why are you literally just making things up? Stop it.
Good morning to everyone except the tramp who pushed me out of the way to push the elevator call button that I had already pushed...which is why I was standing there...at the elevator...waiting. You're a dumb hoe.
Good morning to everyone except people who drive SUVs and come to a complete stop to go over a speed bump. Your vehicle was literally made to climb mountians you pansy ass!!!!!
Good morning to everyone except people who are more offended by the word "cunt" than the fact that the POTUS believes he's above the law. #getyourprioritiesstraight
@RealDonad_Trump GOP controls 3 branches of govt. So it COULD be done w/o dems. Clearly you just don't want to change anything. Who was your HS civics/ govt teacher? They should be ashamed.
Good morning to everyone except whomever decided Miley Cyrus should do a cover of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid. What the actual hell is that!?!?!
Good morming to everyone except strangers who feel they're required to engage with me in an elevator. Please don't. It's okay for this to be a silent ride.