Doom & Gooner

It’s the hope that kills you...

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

#MyManager #COYG

[YankeeGunner 🏆 @YankeeGunner]

Sure why not

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

@RubyQNUFC @Arsenal We don’t want to fuck him, we just want him to play football for us…. So yeah

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

@WindUpWounded I’ll tell you what’s not funny young man. Right now Luke Edwards is on holiday crying like a little girl!

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

Love this quote from Zinedine Zidane ❤️

‘The only thing more tragic than idiots on Twitter fabricating long, overly earnest quotes and falsely attributing them to football legends are the lamentable idiots that can’t spot an obviously fake quote from a mile off and uncritically repost them. It really is tragic to witness human intelligence shrinking right before our eyes. I also have precisely no opinion on Paul Scholes.’

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

@NoContextEPL The Tosspot

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

@YankeeGunner Ornstein is going to announce that you’re doing the transfer daily on talksport now isn’t he…

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

@LeGrove No CL after a WC summer is probably a relief to a player, throw in silly money and why wouldn’t they take up that offer

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

@_PhilCosta Have you tried asking a friend to say “Autoglass repair…” in your presence to see if that jumpstarts things with the urge to answer?

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

Keir Starmer has called Fifa to see if they will also rescind Quansah’s red card….

Konsa is suspended for the next game as well now

#England #WorldCup2026

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

This World Cup is fully fugazi now… in the bin

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Folarin Balogun is now available to play in the round of 16 when USA face Belgium ✅

He was shown a red card for this offence against Bosnia-Herzegovina, but the resulting one-match ban has now been suspended for a probationary period of one year.

#FifaWorldCup

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

Buying my shares early. Anderson flops at City

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

Another escapee from the Djed Spence penitentiary…

Doesn’t really take a Michael Schofield to achieve tbh though

#ENGvDRC #WorldCup2026

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

@mikecmorgan Its patriautism

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

@TouchlineX Ballon d’crymore

[Koma Champions of England 🏆 @koma_AFC]

Happy 3 weeks anniversary for those who celebrate

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

The shitposters are starting to post nice things…

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

By the way.

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

Still buzzing

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

How has this not done it?! https://t.co/HAJQoAZXsO

[Doom & Gooner @doomandgooner]

First attempt at https://t.co/HAJQoAZXsO

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Unforgettable.