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[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

It’s been a bear-able week thanks to @hanrimmington and her latte art

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

New UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham leaves Buckingham Palace and heads for Downing Street

Follow our live coverage and his speech: https://t.co/KnmgNmC9FN

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@LeeSimmo73 @rjb_1998 This is what mine is looking like and it’s driving me nuts already🥲 two more days in the office then it’s off the wall at least

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@andyysambergg It was only for like a morning event so I just had like blank avatar in the end hahahahah but I don’t blame you!!

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@andyysambergg No babe a few months ago they wanted a picture of me for a work thing and I was like you can either have a mirror selfie or me with a bev

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@cakeshop Tesco own brand of this is even better genuinely

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

My uber driver keeps telling me every time he’s not following the directions on the app what a hero

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@andyysambergg Genuinely what is it with families and always commenting like EVERY time I see my grandma it’s “you’ve lost weight” and when it first started it was like yeah I can’t remember the last time I ate A Meal

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@ParallaxFluxTX A few years ago a water main burst near me and we were told to go and pick up bottles from the local sainsburys car park, so of course while everyone was waiting in the queue the traffic wardens were out in force🥲

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@viragosoph Our tube only went as far as Baker Street then did a 25 min walk to our hotel in Euston and still back by 12 which doesn’t seem so bad - but maybe I’m just used to doing the Manchester home to Liverpool journey after a gig🤣

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@graceblazys_ Should have let me go after she walloped me actually xxx

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

I know we’re supposed to be treating people w kindness but I was filled with rage last night when the girls behind us wouldn’t stop screeching during fine line btw

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@jasonc_nc Also at long running incidents we can provide food/drinks, portaloos etc :)

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@jasonc_nc Hi I work for a uk fire service! We have smaller trucks but we also have specialised appliances - search & rescue, high volume pump, aerial etc. not all our trucks will have all the equipment on at all times but they inform control so they can send someone who has what they need!

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

Watched the lionesses win last night, got phoebe bridgers tickets within 4 mins of presale starting this morning, is there a lesbian higher power watching over me rn

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@krissakray It was 27C (80-81F) in my house at 11pm last night and my candles were melting. It was also 77% humidity - that’s the kind of weather we’ve been complaining about :(

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@luckyduckusirl What if there’s another moon song I can’t do this

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@dietxcokewhore no my office winds me up because we can’t choose the temperature but the AC blasts DIRECTLY at me and sometimes it’ll be so cold that my hands HURT but I can’t exactly wear gloves and all the post menopause women are like oooo it’s so cool GET A FAN

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

i hear her rattling the cage… she’s ready

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@gobshitechris I will say learning about avanti superfare changed my life because it’s £34 return Liverpool to London HOWEVER you can only book morning/afternoon/evening so no good if you have hard plans!

[lauren🌻 @doomdaysled]

@_lesvian My dad would literally never however my dog has done exactly this and I’m not sure how because it was sealed in Tupperware and at the back of the counter