CanoeFullOfDildos

No.

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

I’m the kind of person who would over sleep and miss the Vengabus

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

My toilet needs some sort of Victoria Cross for its bravery

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

Here are some angles

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

I just shit my pants, it’s THAT warm out

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

You could grow ditch fruit in the crack of my arse, I’m so sweaty

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

I’ve become so bored I’m actually working- send medical assistance and some cake

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

Baking cookies, but you won’t wanna eat them.

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

Am a gape

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

I feel ‘90 Day Fiancé’ is based off how lesbians interact

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

No one does this

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classic

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

Drink piss
Get bitches
Stay funky

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

Need to loose weight? Stress about everything! The weather, money, the very state of being, rats in the walls, people looking at you funny. GET STRESSED, LOOSE WEIGHT, MAKE CASH CASH CASH £££££

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

Fuck: this, you, everything, you again, that, all

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

If only it was possible

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

OH WOYLD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
I found the end of my wits

Fascinating

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

Do you own a brick? Could you smash my face in with it? Earn CASH CASH CASH with a good ol’d fashion ‘brick face smashing.’ ££££
Remember the good times when you were young and you could smash a face in with a brick? Why not make that face mine and earn £££££ doing it !!
Do it!

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

Okay…

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Bloated donkey corpse?…

[CanoeFullOfDildos @doommtripper]

Hear me out.

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