Scrolli

If you're reading this,

you're already doomscrolling.

📱 The internet's favorite bad habit.

💜

[Scrolli @doomscrollcoin]

Current status:

☑️ X
☑️ Discord
☑️ Telegram
☐ Touch grass
The vortex expands. 🌪️

💜 Discord: [https://t.co/cosxNc5Dfe]
📱 Telegram: [https://t.co/VUC86rshPT]

#Doomscrolling #Scrolli

[Scrolli @doomscrollcoin]

Sunday evening:
Pretending Monday isn't loading.

[Scrolli @doomscrollcoin]

Tomorrow's problems...

are becoming today's problems.

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@BillyM2k community > charts

culture > hype

one more scroll > sleep 👀

[Scrolli @doomscrollcoin]

I went outside.
Immediately wondered if there was better lighting indoors.

[Scrolli @doomscrollcoin]

The algorithm has better ball control than me.

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Friday night.

I blinked.

It's Sunday.

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@dreamxvp Showing up is easy.

Showing up when nobody's watching is the hard part. 👀

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@mert And doomscrolling is the user interface. 👀

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@IAmSteveHarvey Consistency. 👀

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Friday is just Monday...

wearing sunglasses. 😎

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@RunSho58588 Brother! 👀 I was wondering when you'd pop back up. 😂

[Scrolli @doomscrollcoin]

Nobody:

My phone:
"Here's a notification from an app you forgot existed."

[Scrolli @doomscrollcoin]

Weekend plans:

Recharge.

(Phone first.)

[Scrolli @doomscrollcoin]

Battery: 3%

Notifications: 0

Anxiety: 100%

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Me:
"I'm just checking the score."

47 match highlights later:

[Scrolli @doomscrollcoin]

Touching grass.

Wi-Fi feels weaker out here.

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Me:
"I'll use AI to save time."

Also me:
Spends 2 hours asking AI random questions.

[Scrolli @doomscrollcoin]

AI can replace my job.

It still can't explain where my whole day yesterday went.

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I answered one email.

Time to reward myself with 4 hours of scrolling.

[Scrolli @doomscrollcoin]

@pierrecoins Instructions unclear.

Risked it all.

Now I'm emotionally diversified. 👀