Bob Dylan

27 y/o | Just your average Joe :/

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@p3quenaww while i was out at the clubs, you were studying the blade

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I'm subsisting on leftover salad and granola bars ☠️

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@RedFlagForeplay You know what you have to do ✂️

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@userayub man, fuck you

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@natgeo61 i don't see the reply :/ what did small penis patriots 4 trump say?

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@ashphattt222 amazing, you should try some anabolic steroids, too😋

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@giana_christina bring back quilts

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@pileofkittenc someone gave you $1000000?????

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@karinanamii Type shit

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@digital_bath___ yeah but imagine if it could, and then it'd be like this giant robot machine vacuum-cleaner cyborg that's attached to you

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"We need to talk..."

*cums on you*

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Am I the asshole for mistaking a breakup text as a starter for sexting

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@biology_slut @hisfavstepdad Very sage advice tbh

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@s0me0neimet why is this attractive

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@sodazerosugar I just qrt’d your tweet with mine

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Scdecbrthrnyhdbdg

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i liked ur tweet with my tip

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@pileofkittenc Hell yeah I’ll drink to that

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@unsentangel What even is a “cuck friend?” Like you tell him about your hookups?

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@gofrickurself

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@RedFlagForeplay That tweet is responsible for my day-drinking.

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@changissocool hey what's up hello