David Stephenson

I love funny books and all things childish! Connoisseur of mozzarella sticks and hot chocolate.

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

Madame Web was everything I had hoped for. It delivered witty dialogue and had some powerful moments. "I hope the spiders were worth it, Mom." Left me heartbroken for Cassandra. I found myself tangled in her web! I'll definitely see this one again. 9 out of 10.
#MadameWeb #Marvel

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

Well, it's been over a week since I sent my #Colombian queen the $1200 for her plane ticket to #NewYork, and I haven't heard anything from her. I hope she's okay! 😔

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

Instead of calling traitors Benedict Arnold I’m going to encourage my students to call them @TuckerCarlson! #UkraineRussiaWar #Ukraine #Russia #VladimirPoutine

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

I finally heard back from my online girlfriend. She insists that I send her the money for a flight to #NewYork so we can meet in person. I couldn't send the money fast enough. Best $1,200 I've ever spent! Can’t wait to see my #Colombian queen!

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

Feeling confused today, I told my colleagues about my surprise trip to #Colombia to see my online girlfriend. They insisted that I let her know about my plan. I did, and now she’s not responding to my messages. #sad #sadcuckboy

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

I decided to book a flight to #Colombia to surprise my online girlfriend! #love #cuckboy

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

As the #cuck son of #colonizers and a proud supporter of #BLM, if I was married I’d proudly encourage my wife to lay with as many black kings as possible. I’d take a knee bedside and lower my head in submission with my fist proudly raised. #BHM #MartinLutherKingJr #Reparations

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

It's official, I have a girlfriend now. No, I haven't met her in person. Yes, I send her money, but the love is real, damn it! #love

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

Had my first wet dream in over 35 years to @AOC last night. What a woman 😩. #Proud #Democrat #AOC #Biden2024

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

The force is female you bigots! Star Wars is for everyone and it’s better than it’s ever been under Disney. #StarWars #Disney #feminist

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

@lordbreezy99 I accept your apology you Nazi scum

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

Like 2024 couldn’t get any worse, my crush and her boyfriend are keeping their baby. I’m not giving up, I’ll be on the sidelines waiting to make my move. Off to drown my sorrows in a big cup of hot chocolate and cry softly in my room. #sad #friendzone #futurestepdad

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

Echo was a masterpiece, it’s just what I’ve been waiting for all my life as a comic book fan. Only real fans will be able to understand how amazing and complex this show was. Fuck off fake fans! My new fetish is deaf, amputee, native woman. 😍 #EchoMarvel #Echo #mcu

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

Yes, yes I would let Hulk smash me. @MarkRuffalo #dilf #Hulk #hulk #MCU #mcu #marvel

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

Been a rough year so far. I had the worst nightmare that Trump won in 2024 and threw us back into hell. I'm not ashamed to say that at 46 years old, I wet the bed. This illustrates the mental and emotional impact Trump can have on us. #Trump2024 #Biden2024

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

I would love to celebrate New Year's with someone, but unfortunately, my crush is celebrating with her boyfriend. Additionally, my new Colombian friend will only talk to me if I pay her utility bill. Happy New Year!🎉🎊🥳🍾

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

Had a wonderful night! I received an email by mistake from a beautiful Colombian woman who was searching for an old friend. Well, she has found a new friend in me! We had a lengthy conversation, and the only thing I had to do was cover her expenses for the week. #Colombia 🇨🇴😍

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

@Stonecutter908 @Applebees @drpepper Well as you know I’m a proud liberal cuck myself, so I don’t agree with that part, but countries like Japan don’t tip and they’re living in the future. That being said, @Applebees I will no longer tip and will continue to cry alone in your booths. #realmencry

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

Crying alone at @Applebees again. Luckily for me, the mozzarella cheese sticks and @drpepper are to die for. Just the thing I need to cheer me up after finding out my crush's boyfriend got her pregnant again. #cuck

[David Stephenson @doomthebizarre]

@comicslinger_ @Applebees @drpepper I know! We’re trapped in this weird dance of emotions and you know, her having a boyfriend and being impregnated by him.