@chantalbraganza When my daughter was about 2 she pointed to the top of the stairs (upstairs lights were off) and said “what’s his name”? I was already booking the removal men when I realised she was talking about the small spider on the banister 😱
"glitch" is a funny way to say "we haven't managed to find enough people willing to be gouged with ridiculous prices so we are giving them away for free to avoid embarrassing empty stadiums"
We're delighted to announce a new five-year partnership with Pepsi Max, officially becoming the soft drinks partner of the Scotland Men’s and Women’s National Teams
@PepsiUK 🙌
@PaulBrandITV Would they be allowed to, say, shred memoes after they had been read? I don't understand why government phones aren't officially backed-up as a matter of course
I flew out of Newark Airport this morning and experienced something that is obviously going to become standard everywhere within the next few years.
There was no TSA agent checking IDs. No pulling anything out of my pocket.
I walked up to this new machine, it scanned my face, the gate opened, and I kept walking.
There was no line because the process moved so fast.
It felt like stepping a few years into the future, and it was awesome!
I am looking to hire a chief economic advisor.
As Reform prepare for government we are looking to expand our growing team of policy advisors.
I’m after an exceptionally talented individual with a strong grounding in macro economics.
If you’re passionate about getting growth again in the economy, and have ideas to shake up our stale economic debate, this role is for you.
We have a once in a generation opportunity to build a new economic model that transforms this country for the better. If you have the energy and determination to do that with us, this role is for you.
The job will involve:
-policy development
-modelling
-in-depth research
No experience in Westminster is required. Business experience is preferable.
The pay is highly competitive, but variable depending on the candidate.
Please email your CV and a cover letter to [email protected]
Applications close on the 29th May but will be reviewed on a rolling basis.
EXC: Nigel Farage bought a £1.4m house in cash shortly after the £5m gift from Christopher Harborne, @AliFortescue reveals
Reform say the offer and the purchase “process” began before the gift.
Reform spox: “The relevant chronology is straightforward. The offer and purchase process for the property commenced before the gift. Mr Farage had already passed proof of funds and the relevant checks before receiving the gift. The purchase was therefore already proceeding independently of it.”
@anon_opin I was recently involved in an incident where the driver opened their door next to a 60mph road and an unsecured dog jumped out and ran across the live carriageway. It didn't end well
Genuinely think this will wind voters up!
Wes Streeting has a habit of coming up with contrived 'oh-so-hilarious' lines.
And then repeating them over and over and over again.
How the wards of each London team's stadium voted in this month's local elections!
Arsenal - 🟢Green
Brentford - 🔴Labour
Chelsea - 🔴Labour
Fulham - 🔵Conservative
Crystal Palace - 🟢Green
Spurs - 🔴Labour
West Ham - 🟢Green
Millwall - 🟢Green
QPR - 🔴Labour
Charlton - 🔴Labour