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proud grandpa

[doob @doooberz]

At the picture store lowballing the salesman like “I can’t go higher than 800 words pal.”

[doob @doooberz]

am I the crazy person if I say he’s definitely not going to do that and he might not even crack top 5

[I Don’t Watch Film (Football Analytics) @NoFilm_Analysis]

So.. Derrick Henry is definitely breaking the all-time rushing record, right?

[doob @doooberz]

The whopper is a top 1 fast food burger and im tired of pretending it isn’t.

[doob @doooberz]

@MLFootball @RealMattlanta @ATLFalconsUK @ATLFalconsMuse @ATLFalconsGER @StankBastard @DJBucsFan @TheRealCruzOx @PanthersCulture

[Joel Moran @joelvmoran]

Drake Maye in the postseason:

4 GP
57.1% CMP
6 Touchdowns
8 Turnovers
21 Sacks Taken
81.3 RTG

An objectively awful playoff run.

[doob @doooberz]

Need Bills to trade up for Carnell Tate and sign Alec Pierce. Coleman may still develop but can’t be in a position to rely on it. Samuel/Palmer can kick rocks. Tate/Pierce/Shakir/Shavers(?) is super solid.

[doob @doooberz]

Potentially copium but with the right OC this works. Literally any good passing mind that can show Brady life beyond the Mesh concept. I don’t know who in the current coaching carousel is open to an OC spot but Webb, Scheelhaase, Dabes would all make this work.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Sources: the Bills are working to finalize a deal to make offensive coordinator Joe Brady their new head coach.

[doob @doooberz]

I’ve been a big fire McDermott guy in the past but this year he fixed a lot of what he was doing wrong and for the first time, I thought, earned another year. Beane is the problem. The Bills without 17 are a bottom 5 roster in the NFL and that’s on Beane.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What are we talking about? He had total control of the ball and got it ripped away on the ground

[doob @doooberz]

Joe Brady interviewing for head coach positions means a certain spot may be open Mike let’s be friends

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

Mike McDaniel would reportedly consider a great OC job rather than a “not-great” head coaching job, per @gregauman

👀

[doob @doooberz]

“Whoever wins this game has a shot at going to the Super Bowl” is a dumb statement because yeah, that’s how the playoffs work. But when Tony Romo says it you get the idea that he actually doesn’t know that.

[doob @doooberz]

1 and a half sandwiches is probably the perfect amount of sandwich but they don’t make them in that size

[doob @doooberz]

blowing off some steam rn

[doob @doooberz]

@SpykerFX Hey spyker do you know any designers

[doob @doooberz]

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[doob @doooberz]

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[doob @doooberz]

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[doob @doooberz]

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[doob @doooberz]

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[doob @doooberz]

Horrible news for your 35 year old uncle with a collection of green monster cans

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Ridiculousness’ has been cancelled by MTV after 14 years.

The show ran for 46 seasons.