Joe Oakins

[Joe Oakins @doorcd1]

@SageAppliances @creasarrot70798 You okay Sage, have you been hacked, this is 3 years late! 😂😂

[Joe Oakins @doorcd1]

@SageAppliances Six weeks and still no news on replacement part or new machine to repair/replace my broken Barista Express.

[Brendan May @bmay]

UK water companies are privatised, but no one can choose their water supplier, which is entirely pre-determined by their post code. You can't switch or demand better. So they trouser profits without any of the basic constraints of capitalist competition.

This is an awful idea.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

There are 177 billionaires in the UK with a total wealth of £653bn.

Taxing their wealth over £10m at just 3% would raise almost £60bn+

Tax the billionaires.

[Joe Oakins @doorcd1]

@LNRailway Of course I want a refund, I paid 22 quid to be about 4 hours late.

[Joe Oakins @doorcd1]

@LNRailway Evening, getting late isn't it. How come you sold me a ticket at 5 o'clock, even when you knew all the trains were fucked, but you didn't bother to tell me about it? Can I have my money back now?

[Joe Oakins @doorcd1]

@bbctms No subs in cycling, can't really think of any others...🤷‍♂️

[Joe Oakins @doorcd1]

@TechintheCar @LFC Good point. Shouldn't have bothered winning it. What did your lot not bother winning?

[Joe Oakins @doorcd1]

@Shawn_Starrk @sbughe @thefootyfeed Are you sure?

[Joe Oakins @doorcd1]

@prodnose No they aren't Danny, none of them wanted it either.

[Joe Oakins @doorcd1]

@100Climbs @rejoicerebuild @mindy_monster I see. I'm watching on old fashioned, TV style, Eurosport. I'll have to stick with Kirby. Sad times.

[Joe Oakins @doorcd1]

@HarryMbike @Aston365 @Chris_Boardman I am incredulous. I thought maybe he had some interesting point I hadn't thought of.

[Vintec Labs @VintecTweets]

We're busy gearing up for our annual UKAS inspection - UKAS accreditations assess technical competence, meaning you can have confidence in the quality and accuracy of our services #UKAS #Asbestos #Inspection #Testing #Asbestossurvey #labtesting

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

When you say you don’t know who to believe on Covid, you’re treating the testimony of frontline NHS doctors and nurses like me as no more believable than anonymous Twitter trolls.

Can you imagine how that makes us feel?

We’re your NHS.

Please trust us 💙

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

I just don’t know what more I can do. I’ve spent every spare minute trying to expose the lies, the deceit,the deception, spin & betrayal perpetrated by Boris Johnson’s Gov’t on an almost daily basis. I refuse to accept a Gov’t which normalizes lying. Please tell me you’re with me

[Alex Kealy @alexkealy]

christmas day. dad hands you a present. it certainly *feels* like AstraZeneca's ChAdOx1 nCoV-19 vaccine. heart pounding, you unwrap it. out falls the Moderna mRNA-1273 injection. the blood drains from your face. "just like you wanted!", says dad. you nod, fighting back the tears.

[Joe Oakins @doorcd1]

@ParentsDome Because that's not how you recognise movies.